I Just Try to Be Nice To People Because I Don't Want Them To Shoot Me

That sound. That's the dried pussy juice on your mustache. That's my pussy. On your cookie duster. Yeah. Would you shut up? Cookie duster's coming in. I haven't... Yeah, we'll get to that in a bit. Yeah, let's just... Let's just say hello. We don't want to touch on that right now. Hello, everybody, and welcome to, what does that mean, you little whore? We don't wanna talk about that right now. Hello, everybody, welcome to another episode of Not Well, I Am Bobby. I am Jim. Thank you for coming back to the white supremacy podcast of- Of America. Of gay TikTok. Apparently, you can't say anything culture, like the term culture. Yeah, as soon as you throw out business culture, people are like, what the hell? People were arguing with us on TikTok about, Basically, we said you have to watch your language and how you talk in the business world because you won't be taken seriously if you are using street slang That's the culture of business Unfortunately, and you can change it as much as you want or try to change it We're just giving you the rundown on what likely will happen like this. What is this white supremacy looking shit? And we're like Jesus Christ Honestly, I don't either and honestly the people yelling take a look at your lives. Are you successful by any economic metric? What's crazy is even if they were or with it probably are I'm high I Just give you a scared I You're in, you're safe, you're in your home. I know, that's all I, honestly. Have some juice. That's all I needed. It's delicious. I know, it's really good. It's good for your belly. Yeah, it is. So I drink that in the morning sometimes. I love it, it's just juice. Yeah. Juice. It's just juice. That sounds like a brand. It's just juice. Maybe that's a shirt idea. Just juice. Why not? Honestly, I've been thinking about steroids. Like, should I use steroids? Yeah, I think you should. Why not? A lot of people do. Actually, a lot of people. There's a lot of locals. Matthew614. A lot of the guys that you see with these big muscles are using steroids. They won't tell you the regimen. They won't tell you how much or how little or when to do it, when to cycle, but they're doing it. And that's fine, I guess, if I don't know, small balls. Well, and here's the other thing, OK? Like, I actually don't care what they're doing, because unlike other people who care about my sexuality, I don't care that you're shoving whatever in your Whatever hole you're shoving those steroids in, I don't judge you for that. Like you're not going to judge me for my semaglutide or the fact that I'm gay or the fact that when he gets skinny, honey, you're going to be ugly. And the fact that You're already hot. No, no, you are. No, I know and here's the problem It's really funny to me and I was actually thinking about these people that you were talking about last week. Yeah Listen, I know I've said it but like it's so embarrassing to me that people think that fat equals ugly and that yeah, because They really are looking at your face. We're looking at girl. You look like and I said petty I sent you another of that guy with a girl a guy with a girl's name at smoothie And I was literally, I walked in, I was like, this is the person. I thought aliens had dropped someone off. It looks like they need to be re-abducted back up to alien. I wish we could get abducted. It'd be kind of cool. I think so. If they could implant something and teach me everything about the universe and all of a sudden I'm like, okay, we're going to be fine. I don't think we're ever going to be fine. That's the conclusion. Let me shake my leg. Oh, I sprained my ankle. Yeah, yeah. And speaking of semaglutide. Speaking of semaglutide. It could have been a broken ankle, but it's just a sprain. And now it's just a cankle. It's thick. Like when you showed me on the couch, I got nervous because of the bruising, the thickness. My, it was the size of a grapefruit within four minutes of doing it. And I didn't even want to look at my ankle because I thought a bone was going to be sticking out. That's how bad I thought it was. I was like cracking I'm going down then I'm hit my knees and those poor knees Mmm, you hate being on your knees, honey. Well, thank God I'm on semi-glue type because I it would've been a lot harder going down We had a friend have a tibial plateau fracture just from falling on the knees. Oh, really? Really? Yeah, that's how he did it. Okay. I didn't know that was the actual prognosis I mean, I can't say you need to do this. You have a nut in your fucking eye You could have told me earlier. No, I just noticed that okay This one it's in this one. It's never coming out. Yeah, it's in there. Show me now. Oh It's down here and up there both oh my god, yeah, it's pretty oh my god, they're everywhere the salt Oh, I know what I can do squirtle Oh my god, it's beautiful now. Except we do need to work on our whitening. I got trays from my dentist last week. First I go, I literally, we're all doing it. Matt's been whitening his teeth the past two weeks. Everyone wants to be hot, skinny, muscled, and white teeth for this trip. When we go to Park City, like, we're going, literally, I'm like, whatever. That's why I started Simaglutide a week or two weeks ago. I was like, I want to be down like five to 10 more pounds. Must be really nice and privileged just to be able to just start it. Well, I'm getting like the watered-down Tennessee pharmacy version, so don't worry about that That's probably why you're good. Yeah, I can tell yeah, I can tell like I just I'm fine But I'm just full yours is also from a compounded pharmacy as far as we know so it's the same Yeah, but it's not but it's legit. It's in it's from India well or China Oh, I just have a story actually. Go for it, babe. This is embarrassing. Back in the day, I ordered meds from an Indian pharmacy online and I was so anxious that I would get caught because it's illegal, I think. What did you order? And then when they came, I didn't even trust that they were real, so I didn't take them. Uh-huh, yeah, that's where I was at. That sounded like me. Literally, I opened the package and I was like, but what if these aren't even the legitimate thing? Even though I spent like $30 on it, I was like, I'm not gonna I'm over all the loopholes, I'm over it. I looked it up, I was like, it could have lead in it. Right, the minute you look it up, it's over. Rat poison was sent to me. This was back in the day, back before it was generic. You could have got those yellow jackets from the gas station. And I don't even know why I wanted it. Do you remember yellow jackets from the gas station? No, what was that? These pills that you can get at the gas station. People buy these fucking pills that are like, don't you remember yellow jackets? Crack cocaine. I would never buy gas station pills. No. They had like kratom in them. They had things that definitely did fuck you up and may have done something to you, but they probably didn't give you a boner. Let's get honest. Cialis is already. Yeah, it's generic now. There's no reason to be buying things from India. Look at how far we've come with our cars. We have things to get us an erection, we have things to get us skinny, we have pills for everything. Women, you still have to have the baby though. Yeah, there's no getting around that. And it's not just women, men can have children too. We call them birthing people. You white supremacist asshole. Birthing people. I know, there's so many new things to learn and phrases that are just like. There's not though. There's things that just don't sound right. I'm so, oh. Oh no, you're high. Here he goes, birthing people. I am literally just so fucking sick of the whole fucking thing. I don't give a fuck about what the fuck you're doing. I don't care what I, don't care about you, nobody cares about you, that's why you're trying to do this. I know, I think it's attention. It's so attentive. So attentive. It's attentive. No, but this came up after Roe v. Wade fell back, you know, like last two summers ago or whatever the fuck. And I remember because it was like, you know, we're talking about women because how this affects women. And I remember the trans activists on the sidelines being like, policing everyone's language, being like, You can't say just women. It also affects non-binary people and men who can have pregnancies and need abortions. It's like, okay, we're just trying to wrap our heads around the fact that something we've had for 50 years, these rights have just been taken away. But sure, we can just say- But you're concerned about they theming the post board. It's like, listen, they them matters too. Okay, great. It was literally, I'm like, and that's why We've turned off feminists because then a lot of feminists were like, okay, we can't even say women anymore. When even though 99% of the people impacted by getting their rights to abortion taken away are women, women who identify as women, we have to make sure every single post we put up. Yeah. And they were like, you know, shitting on the politicians who were posting about it. Like Kamala said, women not birthing people. And it's just like, like, all right, here's what I'm gonna say. Here's my opinion. in the public, whatever you present as, unfortunately, that's what you're going to get called. And I don't give a fuck. I'm tired of you guys getting pissed off at pronouns. Like, I'm sorry. Remember that person posting in the restaurants? That's exactly what's pissing me off. The one who looks like a sir, but wants to be wearing lipstick. And it's like, Then they get mad and make a video about it, and it's like this is like yeah, I'll do the oysters It's like okay, and then they're like thank you sir ma'am sir. Did you just call me sir that really hurts my heart, right? I'm like okay right here on your mail chest. I'm like you're plucking your chest hair out while you're saying that like I don't it's so bad. I'm not trying to like no it's just on these people. It's out of control like it's out of control far you want to be heard. So just again just step up to the fucking play. We have a phone number 614-721-533 serious. I want to hear it. I want to hear explain it. Call it up. Call it up. Call her up. Just tell us, do you even vibe with this? Because I think most trans people do not vibe with these types of people. If I'm going to be honest with you. Any of my trans friends, I've never heard them try to correct other public people. No. They should have said this. I've never heard a trans... And that's what I'm wondering is in our age though. Trans people just want to live their lives. But are we at the age... Are we... We are we at the age where everything were the old ones? We're now like the 20 year olds that are they them psychopaths and we're like why is times changing? It's true. God damn it the they thems in their 30s that I know and like 40s and 50s are not like this. I'm telling you they're not like Gen Z fully Because they went through actual trauma, and now the current day ones are trying to find new traumas because they don't have them, because they can just exist in most cities of the country. And they're like, all the major cities are completely fine with non-binary people. But nobody cares. But they want to have something to care. I mean, it's the same with gays. They can come out in high school now, and it's like, fine. We had to wait. I know. Is that why we're mad? That's why we're mad. We're like, we could have been them, but then they want to be us. They want to have bad experiences, so they create them. Oh, that's a good point. I just know not all of them. Some of them are really having bad experiences. But well, and some of them, there's, thank God you put that in because we'd be ripped on TikTok. There's been 400 anti trans laws since the start of the new year. And there have been and that's true. Same amount of gun deaths, too. No, more gun deaths, way more. That's the funniest thing is like when that Kansas City Chiefs thing happened, I was like, yeah, of course, like it's a large crowd. There's gonna be a gun fight. Missouri had like the craziest laws too, and they just passed like, no background check, no. No background check, public carry, there's no, you So you had 400 cops there with guns, other people with guns, and you didn't stop the shooting still. Someone had to tackle the shooter. It's like some guy tackled the shooter. But yeah, let's keep good guys with guns. Like there were no guys with guns. I don't again. Let me just rephrase. I love guns. I'm going to get a gun to be honest. Yeah, and I'm going to get it the proper way because it's time to start getting ready for the war. Honey, you're in the war. Look at us. Well, You hear gunshots every night, you should have a gun. Do we get down? You're like, we're high up. It's fine. We're high up. Okay, so I have some great topics that I want to bring up. Do you want to go right into topics? Or did you want to do... Okay, something else that's making me mad. Oh my God, this might be our new... Well, that's Sundry's. Beginning we're mad, the middle we're mad, and we're mad at the end. We'll be mad at the end still too. So this is something I realized online. Some influencer I follow that I love called Dope Kitchen. She makes food high while she's high and it's always, it's just great videos. They're hilarious. Dope kitchen. So she went home and like looked at her dad's phone and the font size was large on her dad's phone. So I wrote down someone made fun of the font size on their dad's phone. Is that funny or would disability rights activists tell us to take offense? I wrote that down because I laughed. First I laughed and then I was like, but then people with vision problems are going to be like, I use large font on my phone. How dare you laugh at the large font? I just can't. That was my first, how bad is that? I'm policing myself now. I'm like, I laughed and then I'm like, but I don't want to make fun of people who can't see things well. Yeah. Because old people need reading glasses. That's ages to make fun of large font. I'm like, I, cannot i can't live in this world anymore you can't make fun of anything i'm over it actually you can and honestly i'm gonna keep doing it like amy schumer's face for example oh god she is the bigotry is killing her the genocide what it is the genocide supporting is like she's working overtime she's eating overtime she looks terrible It's her face. And then the mouth is just a little bit. So aim, aim, listen, aim, aim. We are in our 30s anymore. We're not cute. It's not. It's not funny. Like no one wants to see a fat, ugly person making fun of sex. And like, it's not a funny joke. Sorry, Amy Schumer. And honestly, in the vein of staying mad at things like this, because it's sad. Actually, I didn't realize a lot of these things. We're angry again. Welcome to another angry episode. I don't give a flying fuck anymore. We don't belong here anymore. That's why. I think it's ready to move on. Bury me in the grave. I'm done. I want to go to the underworld. I mean, I spray my ankle just walking on dog ropes. So we're Let's go up to zero altitude or altitude sickness and go ski down mountains. And I'm going to walk around in my boot. You're going to be you're going to be online flirting, but never hooking up with anyone in Park City for the next. Well, now, now, I mean, I don't you do have a separate wing. You're like, come in, turn left and go right up the stairs. Yeah, I'll be in the East Wing. Okay, honey, what are you trying to do? I'm trying to get on Google Voice. Google Voice. Okay. So this happened yesterday to me. I'm trying to book a massage because as you know, I've been trying to go to the gym and get all Cute, it's not really working. You're cute. I look in the mirror and everything's the same amount of flab as it's always been, so I'm not sure why I'm lifting weights. I don't even like it. I prefer to just do elliptical and elliptical only, because I'm a basic bitch. Yeah, that makes sense. Yesterday I was sore, I wanted a massage. Now, on a Saturday to call around and try to get a massage, I'm an idiot. But I found a place that had one opening, Paloma. Shocker. So I booked the 1 p.m., I get this text message five minutes after booking. Hi Jim, Paloma here. We have you booked with Akasha for your upcoming appointment. She only works with female clients and we are checking to see if that would be in alignment for your visit. Knowing this, could you confirm this with us for your upcoming visit? Thank you for respecting her established boundaries. So I say, I'm male but gender fluid. I don't want her to be uncomfortable. no response for like 20 minutes. I'm like, am I still going to a massage? They're like, we've moved things around and found a male masseuse. Is that okay? I was like, yeah, I don't let men touch me. So I was like, yeah, but why do you have a booking open on your website, but you don't specify that she only does females. And I'm not saying that's a bad thing, but also that's fine. Like I was like, I don't want, that's why I said, I don't want her to be uncomfortable, but it's like, I'm not a selective male or whatever. It should, it should lock out. What if you were non-binary? That's what I said I am. I was like, I'm gender fluid. I don't really care. I'm not going to get an erection and try to make this female provider jerk me off. Can I just say something? I think sometimes people think they're hotter than they are too, and it's usually not the cute ones that are the way. The cute ones know what they're doing. The ugly ones are like, I don't want him to touch me. I'm like, listen, honey, nobody's thinking that. It's like, I don't know the girl or person because I don't know if it's a girl. That could be a male name, I have no idea. I don't fucking know. But like, if they only want to work with females, that's fine, just don't put it on the website as an available time. Or they need to fix the websites where when you select your female, you aren't going to be connected with her. Because I have an account, so they know I have a penis. Oh my god. Well, do they know? Well, I think I put male, I think I put that. But you could be a male that doesn't have a penis. They don't know. Did you like this phrasing? We are checking to see if that would be in alignment for your visit. And Sabrine even doesn't like this phrase. She's like, how could your body not be in alignment with you? She was like, this phrase is dumb. It's not your alignment to be in. It's hers to be in alignment with the client. You're just someone requesting a massage. I am in alignment. I would be in alignment with a massage from her. She just can't do it because she doesn't like males. Even though penis or right? I have cuz you need me really clear cuz what if I'm just a hairy woman Honestly, you don't know if I have a dick or a pussy Yeah, you don't so what are you gonna do? I know and it's like they're not gonna look so stupid shouldn't again if you're gonna be in a career where you're supposed to like Touch people. Maybe you should want to do both and i'm not saying there wasn't trauma there that caused this you're gonna get canceled again This is the canceling episode. No, honestly, we cannot say one motherfucking thing without being like well that might be insensitive to That's why i'm saying Can I laugh? I'm like, can I laugh? You know what else I want? I want george santos on our show There, I said it. Honestly, yes. Yeah. I mean, he was on this one show. I was gagging. He's just- I know. Now he's perfect. He's living. Listen, I want him to scam some people out of money and take us on a yacht somewhere. I don't give a fuck. Like- Yep. Honestly, people are like he's caused real hard has he don't I'm like, what did he do? You think I'm an idiot his vote didn't even matter It wasn't the one deciding vote. He literally just blended in with the crowd to get attention He said some outrageous things that ultimately had no effect on anyone. Why was he such a bad guy? Literally He stole money from dumb Republicans. Why do we care? Why do we care? I want to say something. Rich Long Island Republicans. He stole money. Oh, well. Oh, wow. And what does Trump do? Well he owes 450 million dollars right now, that's just as of now. Isn't it funny that I don't- So he's gonna be stealing a lot of money from them. Isn't it crazy that I don't even, I see that and I'm like- Why would you care? I know, I don't either. Until that motherfucker is behind bars- Five years ago, that would have riled up our blood. We would be like, motherfucker, yeah that's right, you owe money. Now I'm like, yeah he owes money, he'll raise it. He just started a sneaker line. because he knows he needs money. So all of his dumb, loyal followers. It's like, how can you be so- These people are like, we need Trump. 450 million, that's what he needs. Can you provide it? No, my favorite part is- You can't even afford your next pack of cigarettes. There's a person, if you were to draw- If you were to draw a diagram, people who can't afford their next pack of cigarettes, people who pay Trump money. Bad perms, can't speak. Yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada he really is it's actually like he's just an idiot like how i really feel now about trump supporters and i've seen a lot obviously so bad i i feel bad for them like i don't really care i don't hate them because i'm just like they're trapped in the system and they've chosen this route we've chosen this route we're also trapped in the same documentary we are also trapped in the same dumb system look who we have biden he's demented right like he cannot speak and we're just like Oh, he's fine. He's our guy. Cause we don't like Trump. And then I'm like, I think a lot of people are like, sort of, what if we all just vote for the same person? Like a third person, like a write in. Yeah. We all should just write in. Cause It's like, let's go ahead and have two old men just duke it out. One supports genocide, and so does the other one. So it's like, I really don't care. That's how my feeling is. It's like, Biden keeps giving money to Israel. If anything we can bond over, it's genocide. Genocide. We love it. That's how we founded our country. It's in our blood. It's like, let's wipe out all the Native Americans and steal their land. Oh, but then I'm going to put on their Indian garb at November and call it my holiday. We're going to have Thanksgiving because we shared with the Indians. the chop, it's like, why are we still doing that when we, now the Braves do that, I mean, the Atlanta Braves. So do the Guardians. Oh, I mean, no, they're fine. No, they're fine now, they're the Guardians. Yeah, racism was solved with a name change, don't you know? And people are like, it's sad, it's like, maybe we shouldn't change the name, maybe we should acknowledge that this is our history and our ongoing present. Like, are you gonna be like, oh, the, oh, we're the Guardians now, we're fine, we love the Indians. The Houston Homosexuals, it's like, imagine that as a team name. That's what it's like. It's accurate. I really feel like most of Texas is gay. Okay, I think all those cowboys. There's nothing but you're not wearing tight Tight pants with a big belt buckle you like to show off your your perfect boots your little hat. That's like $500 You're gay. You have tassels. You're gay. Steers and queers. Steers and queers. All the cowboys are gay. I'm sorry And then they have a dance they do the line dance a perfect dance They always got to look pretty for their one. They're gay. Cowboys are gay. Honestly ladies We need to talk about this because this is a topic that I've also seen on other shows and the reality Situation is that we need to be concerned about our men. Our straight men are becoming gay. They are gay Period we're sucking them off like they're gay. They are gay. A lot of your husbands are gay. They'll say they're not there's a That's stupid. There's a glory hole in Upper Arlington and I've found Oh the Twitter page of it These men are married. It's Ohio State straight guys with boyfriends, basketball players who play for Ohio State. There are married men going up. I mean, it's not. Yeah, it's just not uncommon that I think you need to know what your straight partner is doing. Your straight man in your life or my. I think you can be attracted to anything. It's the love part for me or like I want to build a relationship with you. And the weird part is, is I love women in that regard, but I like Dick Honestly, I can't even move. I can't I know a lot of straight guys who won't and Why don't you go down on me cuz Karen it's disgusting. You're 45 years old You sat at your office desk all day long you ate fucking Cheetos all day And now you want me to eat your pussy at night without a bath. Oh Do you know what my straight trainer described it as? And I hope this doesn't get out to his partner. Beef jerky. He described it as. What are you describing, the taste? Or the. The look and the taste. He's like, it's like someone who needs to take a shower. It's like a mouth that needs a toothbrush and it's just super wet and like filled with saliva that's just a little bit crusty and old. And it's just like you need to spit it out and brush and clean and then go. It's like if you were to go down on a taint. Yeah, it's like the bottom of it. It's not freshly washed. I'm not licking that taint I don't mind if there's a little hair but like for me The taints are brown for a reason a minute. I think they're permanently stained. I'm just gonna say a minute that I smell uh-huh It's over for me. Yeah, if there is any hint and that's the problem is that I'm yeah that And you're like is that shit or is that is that sweat? Oh, or it's mostly bo Those glands put out little like calm like sebum like a little see a real yum. It's like when you get like Yeah, it's the same glands that are in your armpits or in your groin. And so that's why it smells. Oh, that's why they smell the same. Yeah, it's the same sweat glands. It's to attract people, technically. Well, back in the day, the women's noses weren't as strong, or I don't know. Or I think we need to be more like dogs, where smells are just smells. Because your dog can be under the covers, and you can fart, and they don't care. Yeah, imagine when those smells were just normal. No, but yeah, that's what I'm saying. And we were like, oh, this musky man is so hot. No, but now imagine all the hair. And 200 years from now, do we smell? Oh yeah, yeah. We smell terrible. They're going to be like, these human have that skin smell. They have the scent of movement. They've been moving around cause we're going to be strapped into chairs and just everything taken care of. Oh yeah. And like, that's Where is that? It's outside. He's deaf. He's hard of hearing impaired. Or is that, that's not a word either. Hearing is capable. Uncapable of hearing. Incapable of hearing. What is the word? The proper term so I don't get in trouble. Handy and hearable. Unhearing. Unhearing sounds. Unhearing individual. Really lack of hearing deaf with a capital D Mary went to the hospital again Now he he's deaf he also is the guy he can't hear now here's no offense, but here's the guy that also is at 7 a.m Smoking weed on his porch the thing can bake no, but it's like oh Do we need to call the cops? Is he choking? Someone call the dialysis van. This poor man needs taken away. I can't do the choking. The dialysis van too. We have a weird street. Honey. In the ghetto. I love that you're like a pioneer really. You're like a pioneer man. Manifest destiny. You're spreading out to the west and you're clearing You're literally Lewis and Clarking right now in Columbus. I'm like, let's get them out so we can make this neighborhood better. Okay, now something else to get mad about, or I want to see how you feel about this. So this is something I found on Twitter. It's a statement piece. It says, Grindr is the single worst thing to happen to gay people since AIDS. Social media has hacked our minds. Grindr has hacked our mind, body, heart, and soul. You have an entire generation cosplaying as porn stars. We've said this before. That's all these guys in Columbus who are like, I'm going to drop the OF soon. And it's like, guys, there's 15,000 other of you here in Columbus with OnlyFans. We don't need So okay, we have an entire generation cosplaying as porn stars who are incapable of having functional relationships. Why get to know someone when you have a thousand guys in your pocket and there's always someone hotter and there's always someone sluttier? Nobody wants to question it and realize that this is not normal, it's not healthy, and it will be the thing that causes countless gay men to end up alone and miserable. Okay, now. How do we feel about that? I have thing wait There's something in the beginning key where you read it again Just one more time grinder is the single worst thing to happen to gay people since AIDS social media has hacked our minds Grindr has hacked our mind body heart and soul Now This person want the top comment followed up casual sex is a lousy solution to loneliness boredom lack of affection lack of touch or even just lust and that's true whether you're gay straight or undecided and Well, honestly, again, I'm not going to be a rude person right now, but... Come on, rude boy, boy, can you... Come on, rude boy, boy, can you get enough? Take it, take it, baby, baby. Love me, love me. Most of the people that are fucking talking like this are ugly. And they're not getting anything. I know, that's what I was like. And by ugly, I don't even mean appearance. I mean, they're so ugly that people don't want to be with them. They don't want to be around them. And then they're like, everybody else is the problem. It's Grindr. It's like, no. You're blaming an app that connects people to have sex if they want. You're blaming that as a downfall. By the way, no one is forced to go on Grindr. We're acting like Grindr came along. Three years. And then I logged in in the past because I was in Las Vegas just to see. LA I think it was in LA. I love just saying, you know, I was like I haven't been on in three years like you don't have to go on you don't have to go on don't blame social media or grinder don't even judge people on grind. Oh, that's why I'm like We've always hooked up and had sex like look at the there's Greek pottery show. Have you ever like have you ever seen the fucking hanky chips? How do you think? Like everyone was fucking all the time. We've got a bathhouse Bart. Maybe we need to introduce this person to a bath. Oh, no It sounds like there's upset that some guy left them for someone hotter than them. Yeah when the reality is Get hotter just get hotter or move on if I get hotter I mean work on yourself because internally you're dealing with issues if you're gonna sex blame everyone. It's the internal. It's internal ugliness It's the internal ugly for me. I don't like an internal ugly. And then also that comment, let's not shame casual sex. Like what's wrong with casual sex? Nothing. But that's the, again, the people who aren't able to get it aren't getting it or they get mad not to participate for whatever reason. They're afraid. And here's the thing, it's okay, baby. It's fine, babe. We know your dick's little. And that's a lot of it. That's what they say. They want to see a dick pic right away. I'm like, are you afraid of your dick? So if you don't have a face pic, you're ugly. If you don't have a dick pic, you're ugly. Why are you afraid of your dick? Even if it's smaller, just show it. Who cares? I think it's hot sometimes. We like smaller dicks. I mean, that's maybe just our problem. That's an us problem, not you. Okay. Here's a little, here's a little, do you want to do the voicemail or I have some other things? I don't know if I, I mean, I have one other thing before the voicemail maybe. Okay. I was sitting on the couch a couple of days ago and I was, I had a thought cause I was, I had freshly showered and I had put on my pajamas and then I went down to the couch and I was under a blanket and I was nice and warm. Okay, so you know that feeling but then I thought what it would be like if I were a nudist or if someone nudist We're talking to me. They would be like, why are you wearing clothes in your own house? Blah blah. I said I typed this, you know nudists say it's natural to not have clothes on I love clothes and how they feel I want to be on the couch in pajamas under a blanket not naked under a blanket with full hole and taint on the cushion and because I Like, I just don't like it. I like feeling this stuff. Maybe it's like ASMR I'm like, I like clothes. The more we realize. Maybe you have that too. Well, I like being nude. You're such a cunt. Well, I do. I go to these campgrounds now. Well, I would like being nude if there are other people around. I'm talking about when I'm home alone, like, I don't want to be nude. I'm talking about- I actually felt dirt. I feel like- I would be nude there. But I don't want to be nude, like, what do you do? You pee and you're- Yeah, I kind of like being nude. You sat down on the toilet seat- Not when you poop, it's over. You sat down on the toilet seat, and then you went and sat down on your couch. Like, I cannot. But that's why your butt is- You just said you wouldn't even lick a taint or smell it, and then people are walking around with their taints out in your house, on your couch? Yeah, but- Yeah, it's gross your holes though in your cheeks It's not so they're supposed to be shitting and not having shit on their cheeks obviously, but the taint it's like migrating I'm sorry those bacteria from your from your GI tract are like going towards your scrotum as soon as you shit Like they're coming out Once it's on the rim. It's coming out. They're crawling out is it they come to the light the rim the rim of your whole rim job Rimjob. Thank you. That's the word of the week. Rimjob. Rimjob. You're like, rimjob, right? Now, ladies and gentlemen, what is a rimjob? Tell us what a rimjob is. I haven't given a rimjob in so long. Yeah, it's been a while. It's called a rusty trombone for a reason. Now, I've received rusty trombones, and I don't mind those, Matt. Why'd I wink with my left? Because it's already closed. Because your eyes aren't working. Do we Bye. Thatcher. Thatcher. We can always count on you for just a good topic starter. For the common sense. I mean, why aren't you showing your face? Again, let's go back to it. The reason why you're not showing your face is because you've been told that your face isn't probably the greatest. And it may be true. Or you're hiding from your wife. So, I mean, these things are out there, folks. These issues are things that we're dealing with things are out there and well, what is the x-files? Well, this is another well things are out there and I'm dr. Phil Dr. Phil kind of I kind of feel like I'm dr. Hill like I'm about to heal Jack. I'm gonna roll down So do we I don't know if we answered the question yet Why are people hiding their faces? Well, I kind of did I guess I think Really think I think it's a lack of confidence. There's always that like we are taught to make ourselves small make fun of ourselves because we're gay and I'm really trying to justify this shit. The reality is these people fucking suck I don't give a fuck about the reasons. I don't want to talk about the societal level But that's what I don't want to talk about the bigger shit. The problem is they think they're ugly. They've been told they're ugly They probably are and they don't reveal it. There's also a plan B They're super attractive and super popular and they're afraid that your reaction will then cause their popularity to maybe take a tumble So they but they don't show their phone. Mm-hmm. I'm mm-hmm No, they hooked up with you correct so like you can't screenshot them you can't do any of that shit I'd be fine with that. Honestly, all the hottest people in the world come hook up with me. I'm not I will say no a thing. Oh I'll say no thing. I'll say no thing. I'll say no thing. No thing. I said no thing. There's no thing like it. There's nothing like it. There's no thing like it. There's nothing like it. He's hacked the language. I'm hacking. You're hacking into the underworld. Like the code underneath. Do we need to do our color game again? Yeah. Okay. Okay. So do you want to send me it or do you want me to send you it? I'm going to send you it. Okay. I'm sending it now. Three, two, one. Yellow. You know, it's weird. Wait, does yellow and green make blue? So, my two colors versus yellow or green. Maybe that's how it works. Wait, yellow and blue make green. Or do, what are the primary colors? Yellow, red, and blue. Yeah, yellow, red, and blue are the primary. I should know this. So blue and red make green, and red and yellow make orange, and blue and yellow make, oh wait. Green. Green. Yeah. But then what do blue and red make? Brown? Purple. Purple. Okay, so red, blue, and yellow. At least I know the primary. Wait, now I'm confused about even what I just said. The color because I had yellow and then I have green so what is yellow and green make I don't know What does it make what does it make let's ask What does what color does yellow and green make oh? It's gonna work. It makes a yellow green or chartreuse. What is chartreuse? You're such a fuck. Well, anyway, I thought so you said blue. Yeah. Okay. No, we tried. Oh, it makes that yuck. No, I've seen it's like, okay, so, okay, whatever. I just saw. Honestly, that was next. You may have seen that, too, because I was thinking about that. Really? Yeah. That's I didn't focus on blue at all. Should we try again? I literally, OK, yeah. OK. But I don't think it's it. But I'm getting a weird feeling because I do not think you would pick this. Well, three, two, one. Black. Red. So I guess we lost our skills this week. OK, we don't have our skills this week. God, that's embarrassing. That's bad. Well, we can cut it out. We're not telling them that. Got it, right So basically if you're not showing your face start showing it and that's that Thank You Thatcher cuz again what it's in the dark must always come to light and don't ever forget it We're gonna have to see you eventually. Yeah, we're gonna be seen so or are we cuz I could walk into a room These are the guys so one time this happened to me though where they don't send a face picture like When they got here, I was like no my roommates on the way home now, and they're like there's really quick And I'm like okay. This is why I don't do them the faceless This is why you would look over the hill and see them coming up to you open I don't answer the fucking door. Oh my god. I love that I wouldn't give him the number I'd say walk across and I'll come out and get you like I didn't ever even put my yeah It was can you imagine they would probably need a blizzard to make themselves feel better as they go home They're like I got there and he didn't want to see me. Thank you. Imagine if I rejected you Oh, I chose hot in the day. I'm still hot you are No, but I'm just saying like people can get rejected by you easily. Well, anybody can get rejected from anybody. They're very picky Oh fully. Sorry, you should be There's I mean look at what's on sniffies around here. Like I'm very picky. Yeah, like And I'll pick the one that's like Not you know yeah, that's the best one because then they feel worship so maybe I'm so is that me So I want them to feel That I want them to look up to me. Yes, and they do Or do they want to use and abuse it's just interesting yeah It's a very interesting way to look at it I hear about Oppenheimer, and then I'll tell my story cuz it's hilarious Okay, so may give us the title to the episode Okay, so Oppenheimer, I watched it. It's on Peacock now. I'm not going to tell you the three hour fucking synopsis, but basically in a nutshell, the guy that helped lead the group that came up with the atomic bomb and the hydrogen bomb or whatever it is. Yeah. And so they did all this stuff and tested it and it worked. So he was so focused on the science and then he didn't really think about the effects that it was going to have. And that's what I want to say about this movie is at the very end, one of the last words said was like from Oppenheimer to Einstein and said, When I came to those calculations, we thought we might start a chain reaction that would destroy the entire world. I remember it well. What happened? I Did we just create the thing that's going to end the world? The answer is yes. So that's what started everybody's head. That's when the Cold War then started because they knew now you had nukes. They're like, wait, and now things can literally destroy the whole world. I just really didn't realize how much also people are like communist like oh my back then it's still like a dirty word like it's like you guys aren't even describing communism like at all I just love it how they like imagine not and they think we're better it's so funny it's like and what did the communists do and what have we done well honestly that's what I think is funny too is like we're both all systems are taught yeah they're all yeah we're like communism's terrible we're like they think capitalism's terrible And is it is it better look around depends on who you are literally it depends if you're well-to-do You're doing great. You love capitalism and most people who are 99% of the people you're going what the fuck. Yep. This is a hellscape You're just a part of your one medical bill your car bill away. Yeah, you're just a cog We're all doing little cogs for the people with the money little hogs. I'm a little piggy now tie me up in pork. Oh fuck So anyway, so yeah, I just got this weird feeling though at the end I was like you like when he's standing there and they're all applauding him in the stands and he's like I just destroyed how many millions of light and he's seeing them all I made a bomb that killed how many millions of people who had nothing to do with the war and These are innocent civilians that we drop bombs on and his obsession with it is what I think then was like There's a regret cuz then yes, oh shit. I'm so right. I was right. Einstein was right about a lot of stuff He opposed the creation of Israel. He was an anti-zionist Einstein was incredibly ahead of his time I mean he's also yeah genius like maybe he's I miss him I wish you were alive now Albert come back I always thought yeah he's very smart yeah he was like crazy and because he was a Jew and they didn't have anything so because he was a Jew in Germany yep that's why he had to leave and then it's like oh you want to be a United States citizen yeah Come on over and come on and give us all the secret all this secret that actual one move Probably changes the course of history because if Germany had kept him and he came up with atomic bomb first Oh, yeah, we would be German. Actually there's a show on Amazon high castle or something Yeah, where it's like a high castle where it's like if if Germany Hitler won, yeah, and it's like they are they were close. What is it? I mean, well, I don't know because we'd be in a different system today. So we'd be like, we wanna be, we love being told what to do. There could be a lot of hot Aryans around running around. I just keep thinking that. A lot of blonde boys in uniform. I mean, that good seven inch, like nice thickness, like of a cock. And it's German. so it's well-made. Okay, well, so yesterday, as one does on the weekend, we had another protest, so even though it was 14 degrees, I bundled up as well as I can, which was not well enough. I met Sabrine at the Goodale Park, and we started our march from there. And then we went and occupied an intersection of Buttles and High Street and blocked traffic. And I was like, wait, are we getting arrested? Sabrina turned to me, she's like, yeah, this is our action today. I was like, now this wasn't in the description. No, I'm sorry, I didn't get that on the docket. I wasn't really ready to get arrested like this. I have to pee and yeah. Oh, I have to go to the bathroom. Well, so I actually started to shut down from being too cold. So I go into Bakersfield because I felt guilty about because you're white And you're gonna be in the intersection like people are gonna hate you that's what you that that intersection the gays are walking by It felt good though, so I go inside cuz I'm like okay I had to go to the bathroom and like I also had to get warm water my hands cuz I couldn't feel my fingers I mean I was so cold I could not feel anything But I felt guilty because they were staring at me so I acted like I was gonna sit down and get a drink so I sat at the bar ordered a beer paid for the beer and I'm like I took a couple sips and I was like okay I can go to the bathroom now Now I felt really, really tingly and I couldn't feel my fingers still or my feet, toes frostbite. And I, yeah, I think I was starting to get that because things were shutting down. So I get back to the bathroom. There's a line of two people. I had to sit down on a chair or is it COVID? No, no, it's not. Oh, no, no. So I just sit down on a chair and then a waitress came up and was like, hey, we need this table. And I was like, I'm just waiting for the bathroom. I felt so warm all of a sudden. I stood up and I passed out at Bakersfield, like fell to the ground and hit my head. I passed out at Bakersfield. Like I'm telling you it was that time of moment. Could this be the blood pressure? Oh, it was probably low because yeah, I was freezing cold and then I came into the warmth and everything dilated and goes to the extremities because I couldn't feel my fingers or toes. So yeah, probably my blood. You like passed out, like passed out, like fell to the ground. I was standing after I stood up. I was like, OK, fell and hit my head. And I like as soon as I had my head, I like woke up because I was like, whoa. And I was like, oh, my hat fell off. I put my hat back on and then like you could have been concussed. I probably was. People were freaking out. The table where I was sitting and they just sat down, she's like, where is this people? They're like, where are your people? I was like, just outside. I was like, I go there just outside. I was like, I'll be okay. I think I slipped. I just said I slipped. but thankfully I was like, let me just, I hadn't eaten in like eight hours. I was freezing cold then warm all of a sudden. And then I had a beer and then I had like a sit. I had one. So it could have been your blood sugar too. I think my blood sugar and being all of a sudden too warm from being too concerned. That's concerning though. Cause I mean we've talked about your vein issues or blood pressure. What what or like your cholesterol blood pressure like cholesterol wait what what's wrong my blood pressure you have problems I do no I don't Yes, you do. No. I have high blood pressure, but I take a pill and it's fine It's normal there was something else you're like it's gonna end up killing me. Oh the high cholesterol all right Yeah, that wouldn't have anything to do with this, but yeah, okay. This is just vasovagal. I overheated. That's a big hole. It's a it's a bagel. Oh Everything so yeah, so no one was there so then I walked to the front got my gloves from the bar and thankfully my friend Mass had come in and she was Santa door and I was like hi, and then I was like Yeah, we gotta go and then we got Jenny's ice cream across the street and I felt better in like 20 minutes I was like eating ice cream. I felt fine. Yeah, it was bad. Like I was it was bad. That's scary. She drove me home I was like, I can't believe I just fell to the ground at Bakersfield and Like there's nothing more embarrassing than that passing out. Oh, trust me. That's like my biggest fear in a crowded restaurant I was like, oh I was like, okay, I gotta go like now And I did not want them to call 9-1-1 cuz I knew nothing was really wrong I knew I just needed to eat and I told them that I told the lady walking the crowd $100 literally did you want the case? Oh, it'll be 10 minutes. I'm like, no, I just need food now just like I have something and Massa said I looked so pale and No, it was bad. Well. Yeah, I died yesterday, and you didn't let me know till today Well, I wanted it for the prize. I wanted to be a surprise surprise Wow Wow is bad passing out in a restaurant hitting your head fucking embarrassing. What if I have a brain bleed? No one would know until I know you've already died oh Yeah, unless it's a slow bleed and then we get to altitude and all of a sudden it's worse. Yeah. Yeah. Yep I'm a little nervous about flying up. I'm a little nervous too because I forgot it's so dry in your mouth. It's gonna be like Like walking your luggage in from the car to the house you get short of breath like it's terrible You have to leave the humidifier on in the bedroom. We won't be better. No, we've acclimated back to this. Oh, it's that It's waking up in the morning and Matt's like you snored the whole night like cuz it's dry Matt cuz it's dry Thank God I have my CPAP at night. I know and Matt will too. I hate you. Well get a CPAP Can I get a fake CPAP for cheap? I want an off-market CPAP. I mean, they should make those. You go to like Chinatown in New York City, they're like, $10, $10. $10 CPAP. You fat? You snore? You like CPAP? You like CPAP? You fat? Okay, honestly, sure. Sure. I take a little partial CPAP. It's blowing in like- It's just air. Yeah. It's When you go to snore, like, you can never close your airway. Oh, no, yeah, I forgot about that altitude situation gonna be bad. Yep. I thought of it, too I was like ending the headaches and then when I'm skiing I have to lay down I like last night last year I had to well that's why I feel like my side and just laid in the snow with my skis on and was like Okay, I'm just gonna sit here for about 10 minutes. Michael's like, are you okay? I'm like, yep, just gotta breathe. Just got to breathe. It's giving me anxiety. It's giving me... It makes me anxious to think about that, the altitude. I don't like the altitude. I don't either. I forgot about the part. It can be dangerous. Two people die from that. I know you have to go back down. Quickly. Quickly. Quickly. Quickly. Quickly. We can always go to Salt Lake quickly. That's what I'm saying. It's a quick little drive down. I don't know what Gaelic I'm doing. Oh no. No thing. You know what also is fearful for me is walking past a woman's restroom at the office because I can see who was in there and I don't want to know. I don't want to know. Especially with the sounds and smells like you don't need to know. The way that I've heard from these girls, they've shoved the floor before at my work. I know. There was a piece of shit on the floor. And they think it will... I thought you were fucking joke. I am NOT joking bitch shit on the floor No, no, there was shit on the floor and we think it was one of our previous employees who was very Heavyset and pretended to be disabled. No and couldn't turn around didn't know the shit was like, yeah Yep, and then had the audacity to be the one that's like I just went to the restaurant there was poop on the floor These are the people who when you ask them say that they have to get in the shower after they shit because they have to hose Themselves down cuz I can't why a problem Like if you can't wipe stop eating stop eating. I don't and you could be skip like listen. We're all about her. Yeah, right And I'm all about being fat positive. We're all look at my friend shit positive I'm just skin No, but seriously like there is a limit like you can wipe right like I always have been at my fat I've never gotten to a weight where you're like I can't wipe But if you are at a weight where you can't wipe and you have to hose yourself down stop eating We've passed the point of being like beauty. Everything is beautiful. We love Lizzo all that shit. It's great eating starve yourself It's so bad this whole you got to be able to wipe Just watching Oppenheimer though. If it's purely your... Like it No, but how they've all been set up for these systems of like eating bad. So like, they're like, oh, here's more. Let's do an advertisement for... Right. It's like, oh my God. $4.99. You get two sides. Let's do an advertisement for pharmaceuticals. Yeah. Can you imagine? We've created a system where we feed people till they get so fat that we make a drug so they can lose weight. And then you advertise it. And you sponsor Super Bowls and spend millions of dollars. McDonald's. It's like, why are we ever... McDonald's. I'm loving it. Yeah, I'm loving it right literally as you waste your life away and get fatter and fatter The phrase is I'm loving it. We're gonna actually what we're gonna The problem is that you don't have time to cook at home. You don't you can't afford healthy. It's capitalism There's no right for that. You should be at work. Go home. Go to sleep You don't have time to work out. You don't have time for errands and then you get two days off to shove You're like, I deserve these two fucking days. Like Sunday Scaries, the It's yet another day. It's just another day. You gotta pay for the people. You gotta pay for your lifestyle. Tax season's due. You gotta pay for the genocide. So if we all stop paying our taxes. Like, can they put us all in prison? No. But we would have to coordinate and do it all we know everyone fuck like all of Columbus would have to just be like no but also Somebody would send in the National Guard somebody gets scared and be like I'm not doing that. I'm not gonna risk it They're gonna pay and they'll be like 20 of us actually I'm done. Yeah, I hate everybody So that's your sundry you hate every now my sundry My sundry I have to find one too. Well, first of all, I X-rays, I had to get an x-ray. This is a good sign now. I can tell I So like I said, I sprained my ankle. I was laying here thinking. Oh my god What if I would have passed out or something crazy? Like what if something would have happened to me for real? I was all by myself. So I had to call the squad if I could two dogs in here. I Yes Okay. Yeah. Yeah. No, you'd be fucked. I was by myself. I had the two dogs It was at lunch when I was you would have bled out on the patio Michael would come dad you'd be on the pavers by the hot tub He's like, oh, well, well, that's where's the shovel. It don't matter. No matter I do Why nothing matters? I still care about penny. I guess I you sound like this No, I should be filming you and post. No, but like I just think nothing really matters. Like it doesn't matter Everybody's a piece of shit like it's Oh, that's what you're talking about. I thought you meant life in general. No, just everybody about Michael. No, no, no. I'm talking about life in general. Everything's a piece of shit. Everything's a fucking scam. It's all just bullshit. I'm telling you, I'm done. I'm done. Oh, God, I love it. I've had it. That's right. I've had it. I'm like Joe Biden. I've had it. I've had enough. He said, I didn't know when Bo died. I got this rosary from Our Lady of and our lady and he said how dare he how dare he the president of mexico in israel oh that was so bad it's like joe he's like i talked to him i did that i'm like don't speak just stop talking just please stop talking like we've got to push your dead body through this election just stop talking like His handlers are wheeling him out like stand up stand up. Give him a shock give him a shot He's like god damn it. All right. Yeah, it's they're like here smoke this meth and get active get your brain working again Would you imagine that might be the secret? No, I mean there's been other politicians. They've done that for well. I were definitely I mean Trump was definitely doing cocaine in the 2020 election So was his son. I mean son, right? Oh, yeah, he's cracked out his son his son. He's still fucking just barren when he's legal Sundries sundries, let's see. I said x-rays, but that I never got to it. Okay. Oh I thought you were talking about dying alone and being done with life. That was well. That's what came up, but my sundry really was About x-rays. I thought okay. Let's hear it. Oh, I got an x-ray. How's my sundry? Because when okay, so here's what they do. They bring you in first of all, I'm clearly in pain, right? So I walk in yeah, she's like fill out this form like okay, so I go sit down I hobbled to my chair then she calls me up. Mr. Griffith. I'm like Yeah, so I hobble my ass up. Finally, she's just like, there's one more thing. Yeah, she's sorry. I'm like, you're like, don't do it then just come to me come around the right you can walk to bitch, right? Yeah, these people so then I get myself down the hallway. I'm like, Sit down and he's like, do you want ice or do you want to like? I'm like, yeah, anything would absolutely love that. Thank you. And he's like, okay, we'll just hang tight and we're going to get x-rays and blah, blah, blah. So then I have to hobble to the x-ray table and then I get up on the table and the way that they make you turn your feet. I mean, you just went through a trauma. Like you just kind of went through a traumatic head on the floor of a taco bar, right? Like imagine then all of a sudden being an urgent care and being told like, it's just, it's a lot, but x-rays are just weird. And then I thought to myself, Is it zoom in as much as like the teeth thing now? Like am I not getting any radiation like any more from x-rays? Not really. I just think it's kind of bizarre that they can actually do that. So I was like shaking because my adrenaline was pumping. Oh, yeah. And I'm like, I'm shaking a little bit. My leg was going and he's like, oh, it's fast as light. I'm like, OK, thanks. But like I just x-rays after an injury is really tough. Like we need to figure out a way to like not have to do x-rays. I don't know if I have a sundry this week. I think I bitched about so much shit. You can do whatever you want. What do you need to say? What do you need to express? I mean, are you still in there from your accident? We don't know. We don't know if this is a real you or if you're gonna remember this tomorrow. What if I don't member this? What if you don't member? You're not gonna remember any of this I can tell from how high you are It's my injury Plumped up here. It's like it hurts you want to prop it up now. Thanks for asking me at the end of the show No, you could have propped it up on your own Cut all said you're not an independent woman. I mean this brace the way taking feminism all the way back. Oh I need a man to prop my foot up. Somebody needs to prop me up now. My sundry is continued appreciation for heated blankets. I was talking to my Uber driver about this. I was telling them, you need a heated blanket. I said, heated blankets are God's gift to earth, and when it's snowing and cold out, and you're underneath a heated blanket, either in your bed, like me, or on the couch, like me, you will know true happiness, okay? Buy yourself a heated blanket. And put a weighted blanket on top of that and you never get up again. Literally. This was part of my nudist musings. I was under a heated blanket and a weighted blanket and I was like. There's no way you could be nude under. No. Well, you could. It's just warm. It'd definitely make your taint smell like that sweat would come out if you're under a heated blanket. I can't believe you're so afraid of your own body. I'm not afraid of it. I just don't think it's as comfortable as being in clothes. I love being nude. You know me. I get nude in the hot tub. Nude is always fun when there's other nude people. When it's sanitary. Exactly, when it's sanitary. Nude is always fun when it's sanitary. That's actually another shirt I can make. I like it. I want to say something about Park City. So it's Wednesday. We'll be there in a couple days. Yikes. If the following Wednesday, so Wednesday the 29th or something like that, 30th, one of those days, we're going to start going to the Apres Skis downtown. So come see us. And I love I'll make out with you if you show up. Yes. I mean that's risky now you right That's what I'm saying. Just show up teeth when they come they're gonna have dry mouth from the altitude God IPA breath like you're not gonna like it or like a triple a triple vodka soda and you're like I Do love like wow, it's dry in there. I remember last year when we went to the dinner. I was so fucking hammered Yes, like the sushi one. That's Josie. No, I threw up that one and God, I'm always a fucking goddamn disaster. I forgot about that! Why were you throwing up back then? What was... was it alcohol or something? Yeah, it was like... There was a reason. It was the salmon. It happened a lot. Oh yeah, it was the salmon. No, but why was it happening? I feel like you threw up another time too. We weren't on this drug before. When I'm drinking... When I'm drinking... God. Okay, so what dinner were you blacked out at that you liked? The last one where you give me the book the slut book and we'd stayed all day Yeah, and so we got there though, and I was like, I can't even speak English right now to order I think I was high probably too. Yeah, you were like, I'm like, but that's all I I can't wait for that. I don't know why So come meet us at Park City. Oh, I can't wait for Matt to take 70 milligrams of THC at once. Oh my god. Get on an elliptical. I can't Feet passed out and hit his head on a weight and just bled out. Oh, no, there's no way but I'm high like on an elliptical on 70 milligrams That's insane. Can I just say it feels so good when you're high and you feel like you can do stuff But don't get too far in your head because the minute you start thinking about it Then you're gonna fuck it up like so if you're running really great Don't think about it cuz bitch you're gonna be like why am I moving left before right? Why can I write for left or like? No when I get high sometimes you overthink what's happening, okay? You'll get off of like rhythm gonna be like why I was running so perfect what I have to say I was running just like when do you ever run? I'm just that's an example. Okay. I was like Now that is dangerous, so if you're running and you were like, I can do, wait, I have to move my right foot, ankle, ankle. Yeah, exactly. No, exactly. And you'd be like, toes, or you're like, oh wait, and you just start analyzing everything. Am I going fast enough? Oh no. Toes. Toes. Pussy. I said no thing. Oh, this has been a great episode. That's another episode of Not Well, I'm Jim. Jim's wrapping us up, and I said no, goddammit, no. Plenty there. So anyway, yeah, see you in Park City. What else was I going to say? I feel like there was something else, but I guess this is it. We're going to eat pasta now and enjoy our lives. To support the LGBTQ youth. We're going to support the youth that keeps changing everything. Including the trans ones. And they thems. And lesbians. Of course. And don't forget. The good old fashioned gay. And don't forget. What's that? Not abstinence. They may not be popular anymore, but they're still holding a place in my heart. What's it when you don't want to? Asexuals. Don't forget about the asexuals. Who also have sex though still. It's okay for an asexual to be horny. It's like Right, like why do you say anything? I know why are you saying it? Like it's just fine. It's like great. You're asexual You want to be put on the flag too? Okay. Here's another color. Let's add another color Another Chevron another Chevron five stripes another stripe a plus I'm not like the cross goddamn flag now is ugly What about detectable? Do they have a color plus it's got to be a plus some got to be somewhere. There's a circle for intersex So then there's a plus for HIV. Okay. I don't know what the asexuals are gonna be like just a limp dick I don't really don't know. I don't know what to put on the flag next. That's well nothing because they're asexual. They don't count Well, anyway, I don't know okay. Yeah, this is crazy because this episode is gonna feel like I'm old old old old Old-old canceled old like we're old. I don't I feel 85. Actually, you know what I feel I feel like I'm gonna get canceled and I want it I think that's right. I think we need to like fuck it. Why am I gripping this like I'm fucking? Let's get fucking Bye We just made fun of