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SPEAKER05: Jesus, every night. Yeah, so we've got a lot going on in this episode. So we've got some things to unpack today. We've got some things to unpack. Hello, everybody, and welcome to another episode of Not Well, I'm Bobby. I'm Jim. Thank you for joining us again. Public service announcement. This episode is sponsored by Dr. Scholl's Skin Tag Remover, clinically proven. Honestly. If you've got a pesky little niblet back on your back or underarm. Yeah, there's nothing more unattractive to me, and when I see them on me, I die. So get your skin tag remover today. Get your burning oil. How does that work? It freezes off. Same cryotherapy freezing technology. I've actually never used it. Oh, I didn't know they had that. Oh God. Yeah, it's like. Skin tags must be similar in color to the surrounding skin. Yeah, they're like trying to basically say don't burn off cancer. They're telling you, oh my God. Now what if you did burn off cancer? Why couldn't you? Bobby's cracked the code. He's like, so we don't need doctors.
SPEAKER03: Any dermatologist out there? Do we need doctors even?

SPEAKER_05: Well, why wouldn't you want to burn off your skin cancer? Well, what if it's already spread below the skin? But it doesn't matter, you're still gonna get rid of it. No, it's just the outside part, but below is the veins. Stop, I don't like this. You've got cancer everywhere, Bobby. No, stop. Bobette. Bobette.

SPEAKER_01: I might change my name.

SPEAKER_05: You're changing your name because you're skinty. Get our new merch. Oh, I love it. Ow! What does it say? Bread and buttered? Bread and buttered. Yes, please. Oh, honey, oh.

SPEAKER_00: Butternut.

SPEAKER_05: I'm gonna cut it like the other shirt that I have. Okay, I like that. Do you know what I'm talking about? No, I'm talking about the little… I'm just trying to remind you your mic's far away. The little… Do you know what I'm talking about? So, I'm gonna do this thing and I was like… You know what I'm talking about. We're gonna make it a cutout like that. You know what I mean? I heard it.

SPEAKER_04: And they saw it.

SPEAKER_05: And they heard it. You know what I'm talking about. You mean this big, like this big? Yeah. I'm gonna get a little cutoff going. A little horror cutoff. I'm gonna look like I did before the St. Patrick's Day. Basically, I wanna look like that every day. Honestly, the harder I get, the more skinny I get, the whore-y I am. You had those legs out, clip-clapping, clip-clopping like a little show pony. I've been clip-clapping, clobbering all fucking weekend. You are a show pony. All of a sudden, we have a fucking play date on Friday. This coming Friday? Yeah. What? Yeah. What's that mean? That we have a play date with another couple. did they call it that or did you? Oh, I'm calling it that.

SPEAKER_00: Oh, is that weird? You wanna have a play date at Daddy's?

SPEAKER_05: I was like, if they called you that and invited you, I'd be worried. No, but it leaves a little way at your little frisky. They're gonna hang out with them. Right, I'm gonna get probably a blow job. From one of the others. Hopefully the young one. It will. Yeah. Okay. Wow. That's very creative. Also, I was a whore. Surprise, surprise. All of a sudden though, I am more sexually charged. We need to talk about this. This is kind of breaking news. It's yes. I'm a little bit more sexually charged. I've been posting dick pics on Twitter. on our podcast page, so if you're a female and you don't wanna see dicks, do not go. Don't go to the podcast page. Sorry, I need a Somani. Because I think she still likes some of my posts, but not dick ones. That makes it difficult. Well, I put a warning on all of them. Yes, mommy. I put a warning that says nudity. Oh, okay. And then so they have to accept it. So if you're looking and then you're appalled, well, you were warned. Exactly. But I was like a little ho in the dance floor. All of a sudden I was like, just make this Saturday night. Yeah. Saturday night. Like what the fuck? I literally was slammed against the wall by this, by Michael, of course, slammed across the wall, making out, basically jerking off our cocks right in the back for everyone to see. It was like, I, it's something is just, I love it. It's called a midlife crisis and it's happening. It's called, I did this when Matt and I opened the relationship two years ago, but I'm watching it now and it's good. Oh, what do you mean you're watching it now? All of these things unfold. Oh, these are just the things you go through. Oh yeah. You get corny, you play more, you open up, you talk to couples, you fuck a random. Then you close right back up. Then you just go back to being like, this is so fucked up. Everything's just boring. Yeah. Back to feeling bored again. Well, life is just one of those things. And honestly, it literally is. I'm like, I'm not really interested in anyone else anymore or anyone. Well, and I'm kind of in that mode too. Like I just, you know, there's just some technical difficulties with people. I'm not saying I won't again, ever again. I'm just saying it's very unlikely. Please don't act like you're not a total, like when you see a hot guy, a different human comes out. Where's the line? Where's the line? Just picturing the skin falling off and like someone else pops up. It's almost like you do like a, cause you go, and then you're like, I'm an AI cyborg. And then you'll look at people and you'll be like. And you wait, you wait. You're doing the fucking triangle eyes. I'm staring at the corner, all sexily, and then all of a sudden you'll be like, hey. I don't do this shit at all. Yes, you do. And we're gonna film it next time, but then you're back to grumpy, I hate life, and then you do the little, and then you're like, well, that was stupid, I hate everyone. It's like. Well, what do you do? I go. Is that what you do? No, I just stand there. I don't care. I hate everybody. I'm already there. I'm already at the hate everybody. I'm not gonna be like, oh my God, it's so nice to meet. Is it? Is it nice to meet? Or are we just gonna lie around here? This city this around this hole Saturday night now I did think of something but then I I kind of x-nate it because I was thinking it might be too hot But I was actually thinking for our June trip. Maybe just go to Atlanta, but it's so hot Like it's hot that well, at least we can wear shorts out to the clubs. I guess we can be a little hose that way Yeah, we can if you wanted to because there's a direct flight. It's easy. It's cheaper. There is a direct. Yeah Yeah, let's just go there and have a little blast. Have you ever been even been not to go out and have fun? Is that even what you want to do then? That looks like it's a no. Oh, hey. Oh, my. That's what you have to do, though, in this world. Yeah. Hey. Oh, my God. I'm like. Oh, wow. What do you do for a living? Great. Oh, what's your handle? What's Twitter? Yeah, like, why do you care? Like, I'm sorry, what year were you born? 99? Literally, when you said that number, I was like, so I'm doing the Oh, they're old now. They're 26. And they're, they're old. So when the youngest person you could possibly ever fuck is old, you're when you're When your reach person is already old to the young crowd, you're in trouble. It's trouble. And the older I get, the more I'm like, well, this isn't creepy, is it? It's fully creepy, and I'm like, oh, hot stud. When we were 25, if a 45-year-old talked to me, I would have been like, what the fuck? So I had 45-year-olds that I flirted with and let them suck me sometimes. But I will say this. 50 plus? There was a number that felt creepy back when you were young. I've had a six-year-old blow me I think 55 Wow so he's probably 60 years gonna add like 10 years to gaze So like if he's like, oh, I'm only 50 you're like, okay, honey, you're 65 It's fine, but like let's not lie They can't lie they're so low Those hips don't lie, the balls don't lie, okay? They're in the way. Speaking of balls, hello, Bulge Band. Bulge Band, you spelled it right this time. Yeah, sorry, I had a bad spelling, but if you go to BulgeBand.com, you can go to type in notwell for 15% off. BulgeBand.com. And they're great. We're both wearing our Bulge Bands now. We are. And it's great. We love our cocks. We love our cocks. Back to me being a whore now. Every pound I lose, the more slutty I get. So you basically put on a show at A1 Saturday. Is that how you met the boys that are coming on Friday? No, we've actually previously met them. Okay, so these are repeats. Repeat offenders. I will say they suck a good dick. They're the ones that blew us at Roseland the one time. Do you remember that? No, but I remember you've been there. I just don't remember anything that happened. You would do. It was after my cousin passed. can't fucking do it, not this goddamn custom again. He's just like a recurring character in my mind. He did love entertainment. He gave me entertainment. I was coming back from his funeral, and I went to Roseland instead of going to the after party. Because I was in such a mood for mourning, I went to Roseland. So I went to Roseland, got drunk at the pool, and then I was like, I'm gonna fucking- You were by yourself? No, with Michael. And then I got naked and was walking around. This is before I went on my retreat. I was feeling, I was like, ooh, I'm naked. So then I was on Scruff and this couple was there, and we were like, do you wanna come suck us? So we're outside. I've told this before, and we were sitting on a bench, and they came outside and sucked us. No, I don't remember the bench. I remember you being alone in the woods once, and then Michael came to you in the woods. Or no, that was your retreat. That's last year. Oh, that's the Dunes. Was that last year or this year? Or two years ago? I can't remember. Oh no, it was this year. Oh my god. I can't remember all the places you've been sucked off outside with your partner. Honestly, I do like the outdoor sucking. Yeah, you really do. Why not? I don't know. Oh no, you're dead inside again. What is happening? No, but normally the seats aren't as comfortable. They're like wooden benches and like foldable chairs. I want like a nice comfy lean back. What do you want? A fucking recliner? This would work or a recliner would be better. I would much rather… The couch. The couch. It's all of the couch. That couch that we have in our basement and you have down there. It's the best. It's the best. Do you have the two ottomans? Yeah, on each end. And they both open up. And that's the same one that's in my living room, but I just don't have the two. Oh, really? Or do we have the same basement couch? I think we have the same basement couch. Okay. It's great. What do you have in the basement? Two on the ends? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's what we have. Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05: Because I want another leg thing on this other one that we have upstairs.

SPEAKER_00: I know, you need two ends.

SPEAKER_05: Because I'm tired of it. Because when Michael's over there, you get to be there. And then when he's over there, you have to be there. And I'm like, you can't put your legs up. Right, so like, there's, we have two dogs that are gonna be 70 pounds. Right now you have an L, you need a U. Exactly, we need a U. We need to go from L to U. L to U, guess what? Hmm? When I go to New York, I'm getting a tattoo. Guess by who? Spencer! Aww, I forgot about Spencer. Little Blondie Spencer. What was that, 20? 2021. Fuck, okay. Yeah. Ew. When I got this tattoo, so now- Which one is it that you got with him? This one. Which one is that? Oh, yeah, yeah, I like that. That's the one I drew. And then I'm doing the used heart on a rope on a noose. Ooh, wow. Have you ever seen- So that's kind of where I'm getting it. I think I might go a little smaller. What's that? How did you do that? It's called a- Canva.

SPEAKER_00: Canva.

SPEAKER_05: I do everything on Canva, literally, and I can make it look like a tattoo. Yeah, I like that there. Yeah, it's gonna kind of hang right here. You'll see it right here. Okay, this is better. Yeah, so wow and now it's red you always know I always do this supposed to be black To be black. Well, this is what happens. Oh, oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, it turns like bluish. I don't like that Well, it's cuz your body's shedding skin constantly. I can't help it. Yeah, like sorry little slithery snake So I'm gonna get that and they're getting fucked on Friday. Oh Yeah, by Spencer at noon. Who gets a noon tattoo? Me.

SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you're like, I want to go home for intermission.

SPEAKER_05: I want to be the first one in because they always get off schedule. Oh, I didn't know that. The later in the day you wait, the worse you're. I don't know anything about this. It's like if you go to the doctor and you're the last, if you're like in the middle. Flights! Flights. They're more likely to be delayed because if one in the morning gets delayed, they all… Flights!

SPEAKER_00: Flights!

SPEAKER_05: Yes, that concept goes for a lot of things. Yeah, you just gotta be the first. I hate early flights. I know, early bird. But for Puerto Vallarta, early bird day, our flight leaves at like 6.30, but we get there at 11.30, so it's like, fuck it. I mean… It's worth it. It's worth it. Maybe it's Maybelline. Maybe it's worth it. Michael's yelling at Pam Pam's in trouble. She's in her adolescent years. Okay, so we have things to talk about that I wrote down Yeah, we got a we really got the cats out of the bag. Anyway, I did I did we Resolve what we need to resolve they're not really. Okay, so someone's coming over Friday, but is that it? Okay Yeah, I mean that's basically it. I'm just was a hoe last weekend. Basically. I'm jealous. I was busy. Oh, yeah fucking sour Well, since we're sticking to the whole weekend concept, I think we need to play and talk about what happened on my weekend excursion. I went to Jackio's with Matt and sat on the patio. And so I'm sitting there. I don't know if we're going to run this story. Literally, I know. I don't know if I should talk about this. I might be murdered. Well, but you know, we're having a nice little patio moment, the sun's out, it's a bit chilly, but the fire is melting Matt's shoes. So, yes, he ruined his hokas. They just melted off the bottom, just melted off. Because he had them right by the fire, because it's Matt. I said, of course, I looked at him, I was like, well, why would you have your feet up by the fire? I didn't even think about it. I didn't think about it, so I didn't tell, I couldn't tell him, because I wasn't like, no one would. You shouldn't have to tell him, don't put your feet in fire. I'm like, how has this never happened before? I said, I've melted sandals when I was like 15. So I go to the bathroom. I'm wearing that green coat the broccoli coat. Oh fuck and you I'll post a picture of it right now It's unmissable like you can't it's literally so I'm in there. I'm actually peeing at the urinal someone comes in I was like fuck it was empty before then Someone's coming in, I'm like, okay, now I have to push it out. Like, you have to be like, ugh. Yeah, I have to, are you vibrating or me? Okay, so I'm like, nobody's texting me.

SPEAKER_00: You're like, no one's texting me.

SPEAKER_05: I have literally nobody texting me. That's for the best. Honestly. Don't text me. It's not fun. So I'm peeing, he comes in, and then the door to the stall closes, makes a sound, I'm like, okay. Then I hear, I'm like, oh, no, what's that? Is he talking to me while he's pooping? So I was like, thank you. Oh my God.

SPEAKER_04: I was like, thank you.

SPEAKER_05: And then he goes in the stall from the stall.

SPEAKER_04: And then he's like, that's really cool color.

SPEAKER_05: And I was like, okay, thanks. And then he's like, yeah, yeah, of course. I was like, all right. Um, have a good day. He's like,

SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I'm a fashion designer.

SPEAKER_05: I was like, okay, well, I'm, I'm wiping my hands off. You're giving me the vibe that he's on cocaine or… Yes, wait till the end.

SPEAKER_04: I'm a fashion designer. I'm also a music mogul.

SPEAKER_05: I'm also… He listed like five things that were just so far fetched. Oh, no.

SPEAKER_04: He's like, I'm also a real estate overlord. I got properties everywhere.

SPEAKER_05: And I was like, okay. Well, um, this is a nice place. I was like, is it? Are they drugs? Is it drugs or is it just a delusion? Or is it, um, I don't know what it is. So then I like go outside. I'm like, okay, well have a great day. Bye. And then he started before I could leave the bathroom from the stall. And of course, I can't So he had a mild Spanish accent, but he was trying to tell me how to spell. I was like, so what's the name? He's like, I have to read it to you, because I literally can't.

SPEAKER_00: You had notes.

SPEAKER_05: He was like, Guadino Tocerno. I was like, Guadino. Now, did you have a writing? Did you write back and forth little notes? You showed me a notepad. Oh, I took a picture of his notes. His name is Guadencio Tenorio. and go check them out. Sorry, it's all one word. So I'm like, which part is the Spanish part that like, where does the syllable end? I have to start rolling my eyes. I was like, where does the name end? I didn't know Guadencio was a name. Guadencio. Oh, so it's like God. Oh, okay, so you met this Mexican guy. I met God. And he had some notes. I saw the notes, but I can't remember what they said, and I was kind of confused. I think a little bit, I was like, I don't know if this is… Okay, this says 930, it's like a number, ITIN, Juan Levalo, El Prepador. This says IRS, W7, Ent, Formula, Imprimer, Nombre, Dirección, Pasaporte. Okay. Oh my god, this is him just chatting it up Oh I love it how you have Matt in the middle. Matt has no idea what's going on. Matt was like, God damn. And at this point, he didn't even know that this was the bathroom guy. He didn't know the bathroom incident happened, because I was trying to tell him. He went to his happy place. But as soon as I sat down, that guy came out and found me, because I had the coat on still. I should have thrown it away. And so I was like, oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. I mean, so based on his looks, he didn't look scary looking? No, he wasn't.

SPEAKER_00: He looked very cute, actually.

SPEAKER_05: He sat down and told us he's a top. Oh, so he's gay. But then he started talking about his man parts, and he's like… He's like, my part… He goes, it has too tight, and I have to pull it down, but I can't. And I said, so he goes, you know this part?

SPEAKER_03: You know this part?

SPEAKER_05: Like the part where… That frenulum, the little connecting part. He's like, I have to go get that cut down here. So he's gonna have to get a circumcision. So I said adult circumcision. He's like, no, no, no, no circumcision. Just a little bit. Little snip. A little snip at the back.

SPEAKER_01: A little snip out.

SPEAKER_05: Because he said, I still have my skin. And I was like, that's a good way to say it. I still have my skin. That literally describes foreskin for me. It's just like, you still have your skin. I know, I know. Like foreskin. The name foreskin freaks me out.

SPEAKER_00: It's the name. It's like, can we name it something different?

SPEAKER_05: If you named it something different, like. Cock skin. Cock helmet. Cock helmet. Mike, do you still have your cock helmet? Your cock sweater? Cock sweater, yeah, it's a little turtleneck.

SPEAKER_00: You still have your turtleneck on?

SPEAKER_05: Yeah, if you said, Oh, do you have your turtleneck? Then I might, well then I'd just laugh.

SPEAKER_00: I would just be like, okay, this is dumb.

SPEAKER_05: What are you, fucking 12? Scott Forsken. Oh my god, it's a dickie. Do you remember those, by the way? Do you wanna let me know? I have a question. What are dickies for and who invented them and why? I don't know, I think I need to refresh.

SPEAKER_00: Should we Google this? I think I need to refresh.

SPEAKER_05: There had to have been a specific reason. There was a specific reason. A Pacific reason. Do you know anybody that says that? Because I have and it's like. Every time it's like, okay. I was being very Pacific. Okay. Uh, I'm sorry. Like what's Pacific? And I had a coworker that Pacific instead of Indiana, she would say India, India.

SPEAKER_00: Whoa, girl, fuck!

SPEAKER_05: Like she actually thought it was India. But what did she call the country India? I think because one time, I don't know if she even knows there is a country India. I'm not quite sure. It's across the specific ocean. Across a specific ocean. So British, a dickie is a woman's false blouse front worn to fill in the neck of a jacket or a low cut dress. So if you had a low cut dress on, you'd fill it in with a dickie. Wait, so go to the images. I think it's like a little like- I said, what's the purpose of a dickie? Cardboard dickies were worn in theater and service professions to save money from using linen formal shirts for uniforms So it's less fabric, so it's less fabric so it's for the poor. It's for the poor. That's why I look at this shit What are we doing? Why the fuck? Why was this a thing? Wait, I'm sorry. And look, it's a giant dickie turned into a shirt. They're like fake shirts. This is the weirdest thing I have ever experienced, first of all. I feel like this could be something where people are like, what do you do? And you're like, I'm a dickie designer. Maybe we should. I'm a dickie designer. I design dickies. No one wears them anymore, but I make sure they look good. We should make Knotwell dickies. They'd be cute. And wear it to the bar. Just that to the bar. With just a bat and a jockstrap. Oh my God, that's a great idea actually. I know, it's kind of like a publicity.

SPEAKER_01: You could be fancy. I could be not, you could be well.

SPEAKER_05: I feel like we could wear this to like an Atlantis event. We could, Atlanta or Atlantis. That cruise ship thing. Yeah, like the white party, we're like. We'll have our Dickies on. You're supposed to wear pants too, we're like, we are. I can't. Again. Oh, I want to wear Dickies to Atlantis, okay. Okay, I never even look it's like a fake it reminds me like a fake every time I think these pictures I think of a plastic Barbie, right? You know the cheap dollar-store Barbies. They were the worst their legs would always crush Do you know what I'm fucking talking about? You do you fucking do? Because we went into the dollar tree and they're like you can spend three dollars each and we get three items It's not a Barbie bitch.

SPEAKER_00: It's literally plastic.

SPEAKER_05: It's that's probably gonna kill you with It's like it's okay. It's made in China with lead paint I was always forever pissed because I would get them for me technically for happy birthday or whatever it was. I'd get it out and be like, this fucking sucks. Like I don't want this fake ass plastic. Like she's too light. She doesn't have thickness in her legs.

SPEAKER_02: She doesn't have the hair.

SPEAKER_05: She doesn't have rubber like skin. She has an actual vagina, not a flat front. There's just a crease. It's just different. So anyway, don't get your fake plastic Barbie dolls. Now, here's the thing that we need to discuss. This is urgent. Breaking news. Kate Middleton's body double is alive and out there in the world. Listen. Like, people treated this like- People are- Jesus has returned. It's Easter morning. This is- Kate Middleton is alive. I'm like, is she alive? First of all, I don't know if she has cancer, doesn't have cancer, is alive, is not alive. I don't know if I should believe the AI deepfakes or- I don't know. No, I don't know either because a lot of professional like CNN for example was like I'm a doc like Sanjay Gupta I think said yeah, he's like this from medical perspective what she just said is absolutely not done because she's saying she had surgery and then afterwards it was discovered it was cancer and And I'm like, but it's only been a month and you've looked like this after a month of this? What type of surgery did you have if it was just preventative and you didn't know what it was? It's so bizarre. Yeah, it seems a little… Sorry. Oh my god. Sorry, I got really thirsty. My edible's making me thirsty. So Kate Middleton… Now, do you believe it's real? I mean, I just don't know. I really don't know. I'm like, I'm really kind of confused. I want to see her walking around, not like sitting on the bench with a weird, blurry background. I'm like, let's see you moving around with the whole crew, honey. It was like, she was in a dream sequence and you're like, hello, thank you for talking with me. I didn't want to tell the little ones.

SPEAKER_00: I got to take key notes out of her.

SPEAKER_05: But I had to make sure I was okay first. I'm like, okay. I'm like, first of all, let's abolish the monarchy. They get a billion dollars a year, a billion pounds, or whatever the fuck, from the taxpayers. Can you imagine if I was sponsoring Biden's or Trump's family right now, and I was like, yeah, they're spending $500 million to renovate their home up in upstate New York. Like, no. Oh my god, we'd be so mad. That's what we pay for. The monarchy is paid for by the taxpayers. It's really own all this land that they don't deserve They've plundered the world to get jewels and wealth and overseas holding is that us gripping on to our last? Yeah, I think that it once we get rid of them. It's like everything was a free. It's over Yeah, we gotta get rid of all the kings and queens and then we gotta get rid of the fucking dictators and presidents We do yeah, we have to get rid of okay. Well, we have to get rid of a lot of people. I'm Sony Kate Middleton The bitch the bitch may be alive. She might be alive. She'll be dead. She's in chemo. She's not in chemo Was it a wig was it not a wig? But the background looked like cgi everything was just fake about it and honestly in my opinion I don't know if she's telling the truth. Sorry not be here She might not even be alive that could have been a fucking like these people What's insane is they could actually fake the rest of their whole what if they knew she was dying from cancer for the whole month? So they spent a month of her like reading a book out loud to get all the words so ai could put together What she looks like and what she says you're gonna be so then for the rest for life She'd be a hologram, and they're like listen. Oh mother Kate wheel out the hologram All AI needs is it's over. We're done five it's like three minutes of talking and they can clone any word or anything and I do it in the finale of our murder on the dance floor murder on the dance floor I love it Okay, I've stuff.

SPEAKER_00: Yeah.

SPEAKER_05: First of all, can we talk about I don't know if it's just no, I know. Okay. He's high as hell. High as hell. He's high as hell. I just lost my brain. And I was like, wait, when people send dick pics, and they have the bottoms of their feet touching almost sitting crisscross applesauce. I don't like Oh, God.

SPEAKER_00: Why?

SPEAKER_05: Like they're like sitting like this they have their feet together like I can't do it's my ankle, but like they're like this Yeah, yeah, yeah, and but you guys are brought up close to them. Yeah, it's like the bottom of their heel I don't like doing that to boost the length and it's like it's not working If you open up the pelt like push it up it makes it a little feel but I don't want you to put your leg your feet together like this and like I see so many ugly looking jerk off positions and I'm like, it's making it worse. Like this is worse. I don't want to watch this. No, we don't want to watch that. Oh my God. So yeah, I, for some reason I wrote, um, that down. I was like, I don't know why it annoys me, but it does. Don't send me a picture with you sitting crisscross applesauce with your feet. I'm not really in a position to be complaining when I don't get any dick pics sent to me, so I'm not sure why I would care. A lot of it's not that great. You'll see a face and it doesn't match the dick and you see a dick and it doesn't match the face. That's literally the name of the game, baby boy. So it's a hot dick. It's probably ugly face. If it's a hot face, it's probably an ugly dick. I've seen some really amazing dicks on Twitter and then I scroll through and I'll see the face and I'm like, oh my god. Like, how much are you gonna work out to actually- I know! I can't! That's the entire Atlantis cruise is people who have this amazing body, amazing body, but then you see this, and it's like, whoa, so that's why we work out. Right, because we have bucky teeth, and we have- yeah, it's bad. And that's why I'm glad I'm in the position I am, personally. Right, you don't need to work out. We don't need to work out. Why would you? Why would I? Because I want to be hot. For the summer. Cool, for the summer. I know, it's terrible. I hate it. I don't want, I don't want the summer. Now I want to go back to hoodies. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready, but I'm actually, I'm going nude in Puerto Vallarta. Oh yeah. Full nude. You absolutely should. Even at the resort. Yeah. Well, well, I don't know. They might not even say anything at night. Oh for sure. At night. But I, but I want to, yeah. On the balcony. Oh yeah. On the balcony. We have a serious problem, I know. I can tell. Do you want to know what the problem is? Do you have rats? No. Okay.

SPEAKER_01: The rapper and music executive perhaps being linked to a sex trafficking investigation.

SPEAKER_04: We got some shots of a few people coming out of the home. Those people have been detained. Is it a drag queen?

SPEAKER_05: It's a drag queen, isn't it? It's a drag queen. It's not R Kelly. It's P. Diddy, actually. P. Diddy, Puffy Daddy, Puff Puff, Puff Puffs. Why do we need a new name? It's probably because he has a child sex ring and he has to keep changing his name. No, no, baby. That was P. Diddy. This is Puff Daddy. I'm Puff Daddy.

SPEAKER_01: I'm Puffy. I didn't fuck you last year in the bathroom. I'm just Puffy. This is just Puffy now.

SPEAKER_05: Oh, I'm Puffy, honey.

SPEAKER_00: I'm Sean Puffy Combs. I'm Puff Daddy. Puffy. P Diddy.

SPEAKER_05: I think every straight person in the 90s was and may still be a pedophile.

SPEAKER_00: Think of Nickelodeon. I know.

SPEAKER_05: Think of Michael Jackson. It's like one after another.

SPEAKER_00: Did you read my notes, bitch? Oh my God.

SPEAKER_05: Oh, it was like Nickelodeon, Sex Tracker, and PETA. It's like we're seeing what we thought. And then there's a really hard deflection towards people who are actually being honest with themselves. That's the trans community and the gay community. And then there's these pedophiles who are like, it's not us, it's them. Look at them, they're weird. No, we're actually our full authentic self. You aren't. If we look back 10 to 20 years, we can see exactly who the problem people were, and they were part of your community. You would have been them and you probably still are them and it's just interesting to me all the the rich Yeah, rich rappers. And did you do you remember the can imagine do or the Cat Williams interview? Do you know about that? I'm gonna play it for you because it's kind of relevant to the situation to be honest

SPEAKER_02: I'm like, okay. In this business saying I was going to expose, when I talked about Michael Jackson, when I talked about R. Kelly, they canceled me for these things because why would you talk about another black dude? Race is not where the line is drawn. It's God's side and the other side. And we don't care nothing about the other side. Period, period. All of these big dick deviants is all catching hell in 2024. It's up for all of them. It don't matter if you diddy or whoever you is, TG Jakes, any of them, all lies will be exposed. That's all. And anyone who takes that the wrong way, know why they take it the wrong way. Because in 30 years, I've done nothing but collect information, knowledge and your secrets. So if you and a man was in a corner doing something you wasn't supposed to be doing, you will tell it.

SPEAKER_05: It's not good for Hollywood. Now, I have to say, like, this is unrelated, but that Cat Williams is giving me Boots the Housetown, like, let's start with Kiki.

SPEAKER_03: Yes!

SPEAKER_05: Tins across the board. You know what I'm saying? That's on God, period. It's like, oh, okay, well, okay. Slay. Slay queen, slay all the pedophiles. Eat, she ate. She ate, she found, that's. But it's a little peculiar that. That he's like, Diddy, and then boom. Diddy, and now Diddy's exposed, and this interview. What was the, he said a name after too, so someone else is coming. I don't know, Lazarus or something?

SPEAKER_03: Lazarus is.

SPEAKER_05: No. Racing from the dead. No, what was I gonna say, goddammit? It's bad, it's just terrible, and he's gonna probably get murdered for that. It was from like four months ago, too. It was not recent. Remember when the Boeing guy just got murdered? And yeah, they kill you they just fucking kill you cuz they're like, okay. Oh my god, that's actually kind of scary It's like we're battling.

SPEAKER_00: They're not gonna hard to get I'd be driving home.

SPEAKER_05: We know dad run into my car drive me off the road Hit the bridge that you're driving on and kill you. Oh, wait that happened today breaking news. Happy Baltimore bridge actually a fan ball London Bridge fell but so did the Baltimore Bridge I literally woke up and Matt's like A big cargo ship hit a bridge in Baltimore. I was like, thank you. I was like, good morning. Now, if you see the video, it's going right towards the fucking pillar. I'm kind of confused about the situation. I'm like, is this a terrorist attack? Like, is that what happened today? And we're just all laughing it off. No, because the power on the ship went out, so then they couldn't steer. So they dropped the anchor and the anchor pulled them into it, actually. Oh, I'm glad you did your research, babe.

SPEAKER_00: Honey, I'm ready.

SPEAKER_05: Honey, she's ready. So yeah, because I watched a video before I went downstairs and Matt told me, so I thought it was so weird. I was like, I know, I woke up to a video of it on Instagram. It's like, here comes a ship. I know, don't you love that about when you log on to your Reels or your TikTok? The first thing about breaking news overnight, there's been bombs dropped and you're like, I'm sorry, am I allowed, like what? You can't just wake up and have a day. Our days are shaped by what they feed us and we cannot, people used to wake up and exactly what was happening the day before is continuing on to the next day. We gotta continue the harvest, we gotta continue storing food, we gotta keep doing this. now it's like we wake up and it's just like, you're going to think about Baltimore today. I'm like, why?

SPEAKER_00: I'm not from Baltimore.

SPEAKER_05: I don't know anyone there. I don't know if this needs to be news for us. Like I know two people died or four people are missing. I mean, it's a pretty incredible scene, but it's not like we had a lot of deaths and kind of like, it's a bridge. So I'm like a little bit, I don't really care. I guess we don't see bridges fall often. That's probably why. And that's it's it's just like, what is it? There's our news. But of course, then you have everybody who's now we got to talk about it.

SPEAKER_00: Now all fucking day.

SPEAKER_05: Now the deep fake people are like, was it?

SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_05: Like, oh my God, it's just like, I don't want to participate. I think I need to get rid of smartphones. Maybe. I don't know. Yeah, like I am kind of just I hate everybody, to be honest. Now, what's this? Oh, this is the best. Okay.

SPEAKER_03: You are in luck. There's a parable all about this and it's awesome. There was a town somewhere in the middle of nowhere and everyone owes each other money. And then one day, a traveler comes to town and he stays in a motel. The motel has a full refund policy after 24 hours. He puts down $100 and gets a room. The motel owner, he looks at this $100 and he's like, whoa, oh my God, this is exactly how much money I owe to the baker. So he goes and pays off his debt to the baker. The baker looks at this money and he's like, well, this is exactly how much I owe to the shoemaker. And he goes and he goes to the shoemaker and pays off his debt and goes through several people until eventually someone's like, hey, I owe this amount of money to the motel owner. So he gives it to the motel owner back where it started. And then the traveler is like, hey, it's been 24 hours and I don't like it here. So he takes his money back and he leaves. Everyone has the same amount of money, but then suddenly nobody's in debt. Because money isn't real if you really think about that in that way.

SPEAKER_05: Well, this is passing around I know the government aka the people who print money Can just give a debt or bail out a bank? It's absolutely not real no, it's not it's actually really can't afford that I'm like, what are you talking about? What can you not afford we could make up you make up a budget of a trillion dollars for the Defense Department? You don't care what the fuck they do with that money or they lose it But we can't afford it. It's kind of scary. It's kind of scary. Like billionaires aren't paying any taxes and we're just like, we can't afford it. How do we, how would we afford that? But let's send a hundred million dollars to Ukraine and to Jerusalem around the clock. Billion. Billions. Yeah. Not even million. So yeah, but so anyway, but it's an interesting way to look at it on a smaller scale like yeah You owe this person. It's all about owing somebody and somebody paying you Yeah, so it's just like all fake like why don't we just all just life is fake So while we're at it, why don't you take me to the urgent care? Yeah, I want to go to the urgent care. Mama needs her Percocet Wouldn't be great to be like I need to go to urgent care and I need to be hooked up to the IV Yeah full of Percocet and like knock me the fuck out. Yeah, like I could just lay in your bed You're like propofol now and just probofol dream your way into the heavens. Now, I don't know, do we have a point of this episode? I mean, I feel like it's been very. I have some more stuff though. Up and down, up and down, up and down. Okay. I want you to, I have a word that I want you to read and pronounce.

SPEAKER_00: Oh God. And you know I can't read.

SPEAKER_05: And don't say it slow, just say it. This is the word. Okay, this word. Extra judicial extra judicial good. That was good. I thought it would take you more tries extra judicial. It's really hard to say. No, I realized that I was on the couch is extra judicial. That was good. I'm trying to be a lawyer. Extrajudicial. I mean, it just sounds like you're. And that's called a fake word because it's trying to make you sound smart. Exactly. Interesting little. And you found that on your own? Yeah, you're welcome. I was on the couch and I was really struggling with it because I read a news article and you were like, wait, I've got to tell Bobby.

SPEAKER_00: I love this. Extrajudicial. I can't.

SPEAKER_05: It's hard to say. Literally. It's so bad. Extra judicial extra judicial. Yeah, you have to go slow Marbles in my mouth marble mouth, which my mom used to call me Okay. Now this was another moment where I must have just been no fucks to give this question Is it safe to say there's no excuse to being fat anymore? Oh I mean, that is a good question. Because you can get a shot. Not that there even needs to be an excuse for it, but this is what I was thinking. I was reading an article about, probably about the GLP-1, blah, blah, blahs. Like we go via Zempic, all that. Or what was it? No. Okay, I was watching that video of the girl I sent you who was like, this is what, it's like, of course I'm fat on an airplane. This is what it's like. Can we just watch that? Sure. Okay. Because it's necessary. I know. I know you're going to have weird.

SPEAKER_00: It's a weird thought.

SPEAKER_05: It's a weird thought process. I stick up for the fats or do I stick up for the fems? I don't know. That's kind of where I'm at.

SPEAKER_04: Things that plus size travelers hate. When the tray table can't come down. That's a feature.

SPEAKER_05: Listen, I didn't have to have an extender.

SPEAKER_00: Having little to no room to move.

SPEAKER_05: Reading the comments and some people are like saying first of all, I liked this comment The top comment was something about why are we fat shaming people instead of shaming the airplanes? The air industry for packing us in like sardines shrink shrink. They're like, I mean literally they do literally it didn't used to be like this Like it used to be two per side. You could just spread out. It was all first-class seats like normal and it wasn't that expensive either It was fine. It was a people could still lie. It was expensive, but it's for money for fake money and right now it's still really expensive and still uncomfortable right so right yeah it's not adding up like something's not adding up the price didn't drop so you don't even fill the fucking tank all the way when you fly you dumb bitch but then later in the comments you know everyone's like fat shaming obviously well of course and then Someone was like, you know, some people just can't help being fat. Like they have like metabolic issues or other things. There's always these people who are like they have hormone issues. I'm like, yeah, but how many people are actually fat just from hormone disorders? Nobody or like metabolic problems, whatever that means. Like. I read these little excuses and I'm just kind of like, okay. And I'm like, well, even if all that's true, now you can just take Ozempic, right? And not eat. If you're fortunate enough to afford it. Yep. That's the problem. You have to go into debt. Like me, if you're a poor, you have to go into debt to be skinny and that's fine. And that's worth it for me. But not everyone can. But what I will say to answer your question is, is there an excuse? I actually really do think there is. And here's why. I think it's mental. It's a, it's like a disorder. It's like anxiety or depression. It's like, I cannot always related. Yeah. It's not about like, I want to be a hog. It's your brain telling you this is the only thing that makes me happy. Yes. So I'm going to eat. And so then it's like this whole, I don't know. Do you know what I'm saying? You always make fun of my, me being a flavor queen. I need another flavor. I need that. And then I need that. And then I eat that and then I eat more. Yeah. Yeah, it's like if that's what I do. So when I got it, so when people do take this will go V who are fortunate enough to be able to take it suddenly you're like, oh, this is how it people like so people out there. Yeah, there's people out there that will not gain weight and they are like, I'm full. How are you still eating? Right? Don't fucking know. Yeah, I don't. But what I do know now being on this medication though, is that my body does not tell me right. Yeah, my body's not speaking to me, right? My body's saying, you're hungry as shit, you want pizza because you had a really bad day. Yeah, same. Because it's cold out, I would be like, I don't wanna cook tonight. Oh yeah, it's cold.

SPEAKER_00: It's too cold. Pizza night.

SPEAKER_05: I just want pizza and sit under the blankets and I eat literally half a pizza.

SPEAKER_02: Well, that's the other thing.

SPEAKER_05: Why am I eating that? My body now tells me, hey. Yeah, you've had two pieces. It literally does it fast, too. I haven't been on the, I haven't taken somaglutide in months, but like, no, actually, it's only been a month and a half. Months. Months and months and months. But literally, I still get full after I eat a couple pieces of pizza, for example. I'd be like, I'm done.

SPEAKER_00: If you listen to your brain.

SPEAKER_05: You remember, you're like, oh, I'm full. No, I'm full. If you listen to your brain, it's weird. I don't eat as much at restaurants either. I brought home food from Latavola the other night. I never not finished amazing Italian, but I literally had a ton of pasta left to just bring home. I couldn't finish it. All I had was half a salad and that. It's interesting. It's a very I'll be interested to see I think in the next 20 years I think you take it once every like couple months, you remind they're gonna end up remember how full you get remember helpful Yeah, and that's the thing when you're full stop, and I didn't know the stop sign though And it's hard and yet once you know where the stop is Then you can kind of like you are right now. You know when you need to stop. I'm full like oh Because a lot of times your brain will be like, you know, you're so hungry, you're so hungry, but you are full as fuck. And that's why then after you're like, we got to lay down and it's like, I don't fail that. That's how I was constantly. And now I'm like, I won't eat all day and I'll drink a gallon of alcohol. I love it. I love it too. I fucking love that. I'm a little skinny legend. It's like, what's that? I didn't eat. I'm high.

SPEAKER_00: Why am I dizzy?

SPEAKER_05: Two beers later, I'm drunk. It's so it's like to do I've been doing this new thing at the bar where I get a cup with ice Okay, and then I get it filled with halfway with water. Okay, I get a high noon and I fill it and so I keep drinking That's a good idea. It makes it last longer for me because I healthier you get hydration Literally, yeah, so it stretches it out. You get less drunk and you hydrate better for me personally too because like I love you can chug I

SPEAKER_00: I can chug. I've always been able to chug.

SPEAKER_05: Look at your hand size holding something. I mean, look at me just chugging that orange drink earlier. I wasn't even trying. So when you're at the bar and you have a- Fuck. Yes. I know I had to get rid of it, right? Honey. Honey. It felt good in the beginning. It did. It felt like I was like, yeah, like I wanted to be sturdy. It was pushing my puffies out. Puffies. Do you have puffies anymore?

SPEAKER_00: Yeah.

SPEAKER_05: Probably not.

SPEAKER_03: Yeah.

SPEAKER_05: Oh, they're kind of right now. I love that. I'm gonna have fat boy chest where your puppy's are still kind of there. Cemetery road, here I come. Oh fuck, we're coming to cemetery road? I would. Fucking. We can go to Sexton's afterwards. Let's go get fucked there and leave. Oh, we're getting fucked in Hilliard tonight. Sundry's. Sundry's. I have one. Let me think. Okay, you go first because I feel like I have had some. My sundry is this. Yeah. if you have a friend out there that is always supporting you and oh is this i feel like this is gonna take a dark turn okay no i mean what i'm saying is that if you have somebody that always supports you and somebody asks you to watch them and support them and then you should wait

SPEAKER_02: Click, click, clack, click, clack.

SPEAKER_05: My brain was like, this little show pony's off the track. This little show pony's in the woods. I was like, so. And I was focusing too, because I was like, if you have a friend who is your partner in crime, and your friend wants you to find his friend, who's the friend who's on first? Literally. Okay, let me try this again.

SPEAKER_00: Friend A.

SPEAKER_05: very supportive of friend B. Okay? Okay. So A is supportive of B. Okay. B is supportive of A, but like not as supportive, right? Okay. Then one day A goes, Hey B, I really want to, you know, I need your opinion on this or Hey B, like I would love to hang out and like show you this. Cause it's something, this is something important to me. So I thought you, I want you involved. and then it's a total ghost blackout from your friends. Absolutely not, B's a failure. B can go jump out a window. So B is a cunt, and that's the problem that I'm having in life currently with a lot of things. You got a lot of B's, not a lot of A's. A lot of B's, I need some more A's in this. You do need more A's.

SPEAKER_00: I do need more A's.

SPEAKER_05: We all could use some A's. And I have a lot of B's too, where I'm like, I could never rely on that one. I don't count that. And it's probably my fault. Is it? Yeah, so you're gaslighting yourself I just got now you're gaslighting yourself, but so what I want to say It's not really a problem. It's my fault. You're a gaslighting yourself if you have a creative friend out there. Let's just say They're not gonna wanna show you things all the time, so when they do, you need to take advantage of it, because they're basically trying to show you their art. Sabrina will show me a poem sometimes.

SPEAKER_00: It's scary, though.

SPEAKER_05: She doesn't show me every day, even though I know she writes all the time, so when she shows me one particular poem, I'm gonna read it and be like, comment on it for real. But also, you gotta remember, A has also gone way out of his way to support B in their endeavors and make them look like a champion. And in some of their non-endeavors.

SPEAKER_00: Fuck off. I mean, look at this.

SPEAKER_05: No offense, but A. A has a lot of C's and D's waiting around. Listen, all the C's and D's, baby. All the other A's are gonna be like, oh my God, where have you been? I'm like, I was the fat fuck in the corner that you never talked to.

SPEAKER_00: Bye, I can't wait. You're gonna be at AWOL this summer.

SPEAKER_05: We're gonna be going to the barracks. Like, we're gonna be. By the time my birthday in Mexico happens. Oh, it's over. I already know. We're gonna be on that boat. Naked. Naked. Fully. Like I can just see the other because we're not going to fill a boat by ourselves.

SPEAKER_01: I don't think we should.

SPEAKER_02: I think I want to go on the one with the straight people by the way.

SPEAKER_05: I'm going, I don't give a fuck if I see pussy. Why would I care? I'm looking at the man's dick. Oh my God. I got real serious too. I was like, I was like, I need to, I need you to fucking understand this.

SPEAKER_04: I'm looking at the man's dick.

SPEAKER_05: Do you remember when I said at the very beginning when I was like, you go into like, you're like, I did, I was like, I'm looking at the man's dicks. You're just like, fuck a man, I'm gonna get that man's cock, I'll look at pussy. I'll trade it off, I don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_03: We just wanna see straight dicks. I don't give a fuck. Girls, send us your boyfriend's dicks.

SPEAKER_05: I'm doing it, I'm doing it. I wanna go to a swinger party and just watch straight men fuck. And you'll be like, I'm straight, I still have my girlfriend. I'm straight, my girlfriend's in the bathroom. She likes to masturbate in the bathroom and I just jerk off right here, ew. I love sex.

SPEAKER_00: Wow, it is gross.

SPEAKER_05: I love penis and like. You do? I'm kinda grossed out by it. Well. I'm like, most of them are gross. I like to see them on people that I want to see them. But most of the time I don't want to see it. When you see them on someone you don't want to see it on it's like I was at the Toronto, for example, I was like, Oh, fuck, I didn't need to see that. Literally, it's like, No, thank you. Yeah, it is a thing when you see your friend's penis, you never unsee it. No, but I'm just saying you can't unsee, no, everything's fine, but I'm just saying if somebody isn't maybe as fine as you think, you can't unsee it. You can't. You can't unsee your, especially if you had a pre-considered notion or whatever, you're like, oh, it's like a pretty one, and it's like this gnawed off, like, ham hock. Or one that curves down like a right angle. I saw one today that went out, and then, That's so scary to me.

SPEAKER_00: Straight down.

SPEAKER_05: That's so scary. I'm like, how does, do you just ram into the pussy like with this? This is where the pee came out. Yeah, sometimes the head looks like it's been pushed into a wall. Right. I don't know what that's all about. That's a problem. That's the hammerhead. Oh my God, it is. Hammerhead toes, have you ever seen a hammerhead toe? Who has a hammerhead? Do you know someone? Oh God, I was like, don't tell me we know a hammerhead. I thought you were telling me one of my pre-considered notions is wrong. Actually, he has a hammerhead. I really feel like, oh my God, a hammerhead. I can't, a fucking hammerhead. Just like. Oh my God, a hammerhead. That is the funny. Someone we know Says we're like you fucking hammerhead cock Sometimes it's best if B just moves on from a and a moves on from B Because I don't want to know that you have a hammerhead cock and if you did I'd be ruined for life I'm just saying I think because of the face and a little bit of like that Hammerhead he just like It's a good, it can nail a nail. It can nail you. I mean, I'm fine with a hammerhead, but I'm just saying, when you have a preconceived thought of what somebody's penis is gonna look like, and it looks totally different, you cannot see it. It's so bad. In your fridge, you're like, are you really getting an attitude with me, ugly dick? I can't. Anyone in specific? No, I don't know. Specifically, I haven't seen any of my friends ugly dicks. Like I haven't seen an ugly. I don't think any of our friends have ugly that I'm aware of. No, there's not. I mean, there's a few I haven't seen that I believe. There's a few questionables. I mean, there's something about that. There's just something about it. I'm sorry. There's a dick correlation. I feel that. A dick correlation. Dick correlation. There is a dick correlation. I'm sorry, but there is. Every time I AWOL, I'm like, And there's that jock strap, just everything's peeking through, smelling terrible. Long hair just all over. I'm not a fan of hair. Some people love back hair and ass hair. I do not. Actually, I'm starting to not. I like a little bit of hair. I want you to have a little bit, but if it's too much where I'm like, where it captures smells or sweat. Like I've touched people's, and I'm like, oh God, the back of the hair is wet. If this is wet and there's hair, I'm not petting it. I'm not fucking petting it. You feel like a wet puppy. It's like, oh, why do I rub your wet puppy back? It's like, oh, my arm. I'm sorry. Back sweat. Back sweat at AWOL. Like, just because the bar is closing doesn't mean we have to hug. We don't have to hug. That's my sundry. Just because the bar is hugging.

SPEAKER_00: Whoa, girl, stop.

SPEAKER_05: Because I'm just imagining, you know that final 10 minutes where lights are coming on, it's hot, everyone's sweaty, and they're just like, did you say goodbye to so-and-so? Did you say goodbye to so-and-so?

SPEAKER_02: Bye.

SPEAKER_05: And everybody looks way worse than they just did. You see the backs under the eyes. You're like, oh, he's like. He's 48 and he's out later than he's been out in three months. It's 2 a.m. and he's 48, 48. He goes to bed at 8 a.m. on a weeknight. Oh. I gotta stop going out. Okay. That's my Sunday. We gotta get rid of the goodbye hugs because everyone's sweaty and gross. Do we need to make them leave the lights off and kick us out? We don't wanna see. We need to scatter like cockroaches. When the bar closes, at our age, you scatter. Go! My Uber's here! My Uber's here! I was just out here for a street meet, and I'm in front of the street.

SPEAKER_00: Street meet!

SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's like… Oh, we were over for a group meet. It's like… It's like, where are you? Because you look… Because you look soaking wet. You look upright.

SPEAKER_00: You look soaking wet.

SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's disgusting. I think it's gross. That's my sundries. I think it's gross. I think they need to have group showers before you leave. You can all shower and then leave. That's… Because I shower when I get home anyways. I always shower because I feel gross. I'm like, everyone's sweat on me. Everyone's like, hey boy. Oh, hey. And you're like, oh, someone touched my hole five times. They didn't ask if I was ready. It's a little rapey. It's a little rapey, but it's also gross. So you'd want to shower afterwards. Yeah, you're going to want to shower. So my sundry is bars should have showers, I guess. Which would be awesome to be honest if you were like yeah, let's hear it two o'clock the doors shut and they all become showers Yeah, but everyone can say to shower once like one shower What are they like one group shower like ten people can go in they eat they get ten minutes Let him go if this is the bar. What if we have bar wait? I'm sorry, what is this work?

SPEAKER_01: Not another shower beers.

SPEAKER_05: No shower beers called shower beer put shower beer and you go in there with a bunch of men do a group shower with your buddies and drink beer and bond or And we could have a room for straights to five couples go in there and we shut the door. I Shut the door, but I'll be looking at the men's cocks and we drop in the poison gas Never do that. That's where you're like and we'll close the door and lock it no But do you know what you triggered I triggered I this could go in when we talked about PV and caught being nude This is why I'm thinking about looking at the men's cocks on boats and PV because I was at work yesterday I ate lunch with this she ate No crumbs left, honey. No crumbs, no crumbs. So I'm sitting at lunch table and next to me is this. I'm sitting at a lunch table. Lunch table's a place. because it is for me, fucking place. I'm sorry, lunch table is my friend. Wow, I sit at lunch table. I'm trying to set the scene for you in the least amount of words necessary, but it's not working. So short story long, I'm having lunch. There's a very hot guy next to me who I see regularly at work, like probably three times a week type of thing. He's my height, kind of thinner. He's a dad of three, younger than me by like maybe a year or two less than me. So like I know his cock works. I know I know that fucking cock works. He has three kids probably one of the ways like I don't know I wouldn't be I'd be fine with six kids. I'm like, let me watch I was like, let me watch you impregnate your wife. Okay, calm my mouth and I'll spit in her pussy literally Let me transfer. Let me transfer. Oh Honey, okay, so he starts bringing up I mentioned the bathhouse here. He brings up this straight bathhouse called a schvitz where you go to the Russian bathhouse in Cleveland. Oh yeah, Turkish. A Turkish bathhouse, I guess. He invited me. He said, we, I was like, I'd let you could come. It's not, I was like, yeah, it's nice and relaxing. I was like, so he's like, it's just a bunch of dudes hanging out with their cocks out. And I was like, yeah, I want to go. I literally was like, take me, take me, take us, take us to the straight back. They have massages there. It's bring your own, you bring your own alcohol and food so you can just eat whatever you want.

SPEAKER_00: It's very important to have cocks around my cocks.

SPEAKER_05: No, it's a thing like men need to see other cocks That's why I like being nude.

SPEAKER_00: I agree

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