Episodes

You Know A Vagina Doesn't Have Teeth, Right?
Aug. 31, 2022

You Know A Vagina Doesn't Have Teeth, Right?

Straight people love gays, especially when they are embarrassing themselves. In perfect form, Bobby becomes the center of attention at his partners company dinner and you will never guess why. Jim is about to be a father to a...

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Nashville Is A Gay Circuit Party For Straights.
Aug. 24, 2022

Nashville Is A Gay Circuit Party For Straights.

We're back after Jim's trip to Montreal and Bobby's Trip to Nashville. We go way long this episode and talk about a bunch of random topics (see below) - We talk therapy, childhood trauma, Reddit fights, inappropriate family ...

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The Covenant of Circumcision
Aug. 10, 2022

The Covenant of Circumcision

We are everything everywhere all at once and this one is a comedy doozy. Bobby is unhinged and goes off on Demi Lovato, Little People Big World, Betty Boop, His life and Jim has to just sit there and act like he's not horrifi...

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Why are you exposing that inner thigh?
Aug. 3, 2022

Why are you exposing that inner thigh?

Have you ever been so embarrassed that you just get awkward and say dumb things? Bobby had a hot guy show up for a meeting, and 10 minutes before he arrived home, his dog pooped on the ground. What does he do? How will this g...

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Southern Grits and Bad Choices: What You Need to Know About Noah's Gay Ark
July 27, 2022

Southern Grits and Bad Choices: What You Need to Know About Noah's Ga…

The boys are not well and its obvious. Bobby talks about his experience at his cousin's wake, Gay grits, hot weather, and Noah's ark. All of which are sure to make you laugh! . . . Are you curious about the mysterious and con...

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There Better Be An Open Bar At My Wake
July 20, 2022

There Better Be An Open Bar At My Wake

We just wanted our amazing followers to know that there definitely better be an open bar at my wake. After all, I spent a good chunk of my life living the high life and now it's time for me to go out with a bang. Who knows, m...

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God Was a Backstabbing Bitch!!!
July 13, 2022

God Was a Backstabbing Bitch!!!

We decided we needed to start actually reading the constitution and the bible. So we do, but in the only way we know how, facetious, sassy and inappropriate. If you haven't checked out our youtube, you should, Bobby plays the...

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I Filled A Ziploc Bag With Vaseline
July 6, 2022

I Filled A Ziploc Bag With Vaseline

Want to hear horror stories from previous 4th of July weekends and our teenage sexual repressed issues? This episode is the one! One of our top 5 instant classics. The great part about this episode is that when we recorded th...

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Delivering For Our Future with Dr. Anita Somani
July 4, 2022

Delivering For Our Future with Dr. Anita Somani

This episode is a bonus but also very important. Even if you don't live in Ohio this is a great interview if you are wanting to get more involved in local politics. This was a very great and informative interview with a deter...

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Under His Eye
June 30, 2022

Under His Eye

Roe Vs Wade is changed and we are not living for it. We talk in our handmaid's outfits and discuss what life will begin looking like in the United States. Bobby reads from his weed journal and we talk of multiple things happe...

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Bobbin for Apples is How I Got This Neck
June 22, 2022

Bobbin for Apples is How I Got This Neck

Laugh till you cry with Not Well Podcast as they discuss everything from speedos to public figure titles on Instagram. Don't miss out on their newest episode – which includes gay commandments that some of you will disagree wi...

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My Chemical Gaymance
June 15, 2022

My Chemical Gaymance

"They all cheat at cards and the checkers are lost My cellmate's a killer, they make me do push-ups in drag But nobody cares if you're losing yourself Am I losing myself?" - You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison / M...

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Is it the weed or just pink eye?!?
June 8, 2022

Is it the weed or just pink eye?!?

What do you get when you mix the sun, alcohol, and no food? Bobby and Jim on this week's episode. Buckle up, because it's a wild ride. We had a live audience in the studio with us, and we went into so many random topics. From...

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F.U.P.A. Phone Case
June 1, 2022

F.U.P.A. Phone Case

Happy Pride Month! Stock up on your favorite rainbow capitalism accessories and come listen to our latest episode. Bobby reads from his weed diary and has a MAJOR epiphany about his behavior. He also mentions how occasionally...

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ALL HAIL BALENCI-USSIES
May 25, 2022

ALL HAIL BALENCI-USSIES

In this episode we are in the new studio lubed up and ready to get canceled. Was Jesus a mushroom? Bobby digs deep into his TIkTok research to tell us all about it. Bobby also says he could not sleep with his doctor due to hi...

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Did Mayans have chodes?
May 19, 2022

Did Mayans have chodes?

This week the boys are coming back together after Jim went on his Mexican rejuvenation in Tulum. Bobby is just getting high and really annoyed at people. Do mayans have chodes? What is copal? Trash cans for your shit paper? w...

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Drink Your Juice Shelby
May 11, 2022

Drink Your Juice Shelby

This week on Not Well Bobby & Jim are back in Columbus and both are feeling bloated from Austin. This one gets heated as we discuss what's happening in Washington and why it's important to stand up. Originally, I was a little...

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Choke Me With Your CPap Hose Daddy
May 5, 2022

Choke Me With Your CPap Hose Daddy

LIVE FROM OUR HOTEL BED IN AUSTIN TEXAS This week we enjoy the sights and sounds of Austin and when we say sights and sounds, we mean it. Everything is bigger in texas but its full of Steers and Queers. Bobby and Jim talk abo...

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HSA Shopping Spree (OUR AUDIO GOT A LITTLE MESSED UP!!!)
April 27, 2022

HSA Shopping Spree (OUR AUDIO GOT A LITTLE MESSED UP!!!)

This week Bobby is showing up after attending a Saturday brunch. You're never going to believe the week that Bobby had and Jim has a new "follower" but it’s sort of his fault.Wait until you hear how Bobby spends his HSA money...

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You've Had Too Many Meat Sticks In Your Night
April 20, 2022

You've Had Too Many Meat Sticks In Your Night

Subscribe to our Youtube here: CLICK THIS TO SUBSCRIBE We are making our Youtube debut but things are still being adjusted so stick with us. The audio this week is the edited youtube version. Going forward there will be a po...

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I Thought You Were a Wh*re and I Realized You Aren't
April 13, 2022

I Thought You Were a Wh*re and I Realized You Aren't

“Color is my day-long obsession, joy and torment.” ~Claude Monet “Life is about using the whole box of crayons.” ~RuPaul This week we are sitting in a new setup after Bobby decided to go all out on making a video friendly set...

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Rode Hard & Put Up Wet
April 6, 2022

Rode Hard & Put Up Wet

This week, Bobby and Jim had a mini adventure before recording. Bobby is in a rare mood (but is it rare?) and Jim once again tries to keep the ship moving forward and being productive. Bobby went to the dentist and learned a ...

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C*m Flavored Chocolate
March 30, 2022

C*m Flavored Chocolate

"I am here," she said, "standing on the shoulders of generations of Americans who never had anything close to this kind of opportunity." - Ketanji Brown Jackson This week, we'll talk about the Senate hearings and how embarras...

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You Need To Brush Your Hair
March 23, 2022

You Need To Brush Your Hair

"I will sit at the table and compromise with anyone in the name of progress, but there are things I'm not willing to compromise and negotiate on, and that is the rights of women, of immigrants, of workers, and of the LGBTQIA ...

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