Episodes

June 30, 2022

Under His Eye

Roe Vs Wade is changed and we are not living for it. We talk in our handmaid's outfits and discuss what life will begin looking like in the United States. Bobby reads from his weed journal and we talk of multiple things happe...

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June 22, 2022

Bobbin for Apples is How I Got This Neck

Laugh till you cry with Not Well Podcast as they discuss everything from speedos to public figure titles on Instagram. Don't miss out on their newest episode – which includes gay commandments that some of you will disagree wi...

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June 15, 2022

My Chemical Gaymance

"They all cheat at cards and the checkers are lost My cellmate's a killer, they make me do push-ups in drag But nobody cares if you're losing yourself Am I losing myself?" - You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison / M...

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June 8, 2022

Is it the weed or just pink eye?!?

What do you get when you mix the sun, alcohol, and no food? Bobby and Jim on this week's episode. Buckle up, because it's a wild ride. We had a live audience in the studio with us, and we went into so many random topics. From...

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June 1, 2022

F.U.P.A. Phone Case

Happy Pride Month! Stock up on your favorite rainbow capitalism accessories and come listen to our latest episode. Bobby reads from his weed diary and has a MAJOR epiphany about his behavior. He also mentions how occasionally...

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May 25, 2022

ALL HAIL BALENCI-USSIES

In this episode we are in the new studio lubed up and ready to get canceled. Was Jesus a mushroom? Bobby digs deep into his TIkTok research to tell us all about it. Bobby also says he could not sleep with his doctor due to hi...

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May 19, 2022

Did Mayans have chodes?

This week the boys are coming back together after Jim went on his Mexican rejuvenation in Tulum. Bobby is just getting high and really annoyed at people. Do mayans have chodes? What is copal? Trash cans for your shit paper? w...

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May 11, 2022

Drink Your Juice Shelby

This week on Not Well Bobby & Jim are back in Columbus and both are feeling bloated from Austin. This one gets heated as we discuss what's happening in Washington and why it's important to stand up. Originally, I was a little...

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May 5, 2022

Choke Me With Your CPap Hose Daddy

LIVE FROM OUR HOTEL BED IN AUSTIN TEXAS This week we enjoy the sights and sounds of Austin and when we say sights and sounds, we mean it. Everything is bigger in texas but its full of Steers and Queers. Bobby and Jim talk abo...

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April 27, 2022

HSA Shopping Spree (OUR AUDIO GOT A LITTLE MESSED UP!!!)

This week Bobby is showing up after attending a Saturday brunch. You're never going to believe the week that Bobby had and Jim has a new "follower" but it’s sort of his fault.Wait until you hear how Bobby spends his HSA money...

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April 20, 2022

You've Had Too Many Meat Sticks In Your Night

Subscribe to our Youtube here: CLICK THIS TO SUBSCRIBE We are making our Youtube debut but things are still being adjusted so stick with us. The audio this week is the edited youtube version. Going forward there will be a po...

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April 13, 2022

I Thought You Were a Wh*re and I Realized You Aren't

“Color is my day-long obsession, joy and torment.” ~Claude Monet “Life is about using the whole box of crayons.” ~RuPaul This week we are sitting in a new setup after Bobby decided to go all out on making a video friendly set...

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April 6, 2022

Rode Hard & Put Up Wet

This week, Bobby and Jim had a mini adventure before recording. Bobby is in a rare mood (but is it rare?) and Jim once again tries to keep the ship moving forward and being productive. Bobby went to the dentist and learned a ...

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March 30, 2022

C*m Flavored Chocolate

"I am here," she said, "standing on the shoulders of generations of Americans who never had anything close to this kind of opportunity." - Ketanji Brown Jackson This week, we'll talk about the Senate hearings and how embarras...

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March 23, 2022

You Need To Brush Your Hair

"I will sit at the table and compromise with anyone in the name of progress, but there are things I'm not willing to compromise and negotiate on, and that is the rights of women, of immigrants, of workers, and of the LGBTQIA ...

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March 16, 2022

Reagan's Grave Is A Gender Neutral Bathroom

“You could be happy here, I could take care of you. I wouldn't let anybody hurt you. We could grow up together, E.T.” “You could take care of me. You could always take care of me,”…“I could be the one that takes care of you, ...

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March 9, 2022

Your Truth Is A F**king Mess

"Well, as a matter of policy, we try not to take advice from anyone who praises President Putin and his military strategy.” - Jen Psaki The amount of dry hacking cough laughs from this week’s episode is enough to break the re...

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March 2, 2022

Spoon-Fed Heterosexuality

SUPER FANS CLICK HERE ***NSFW- LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED*** “As you attack, it will be our faces you see, not our backs .” — Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, as Russia invaded his country. We know that the world ...

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Feb. 23, 2022

My Gay "Straight" Boyfriend

“I mean, I was Josh Safdie’s muse when he wrote Uncut Gems .” - Julia Fox SUPER FANS CLICK HERE ***NSFW- LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED*** This week, Bobby’s Cousin Heather and her friend Cady come in to discuss how Cady got ...

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Feb. 16, 2022

Sucky Ducky

“Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.” ― Mark Twain This week on Not Well Podcast, Bobby and Jim are bringing you a lot. From ice fishing to conspiracy, this week's episode ebbs and flows t...

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Feb. 9, 2022

Someone Call 911

“… when people ask about the meaning of life as if it were the job of our cosmos to give meaning to our existence, they’re getting it backward: It’s not our Universe giving meaning to conscious beings, but conscious beings gi...

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Feb. 2, 2022

Jesus Was A Queer

"A queer Christ would be the only Christ I would like to follow." - Dr. Marcella Althaus-Reid This week, we'll deep dive into some fun and relatable topics. Jim received an interesting text that solidified his stance on conti...

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Jan. 26, 2022

Golden Shower Ticket

“There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you’ll be free if you truly wish to be.” -Willy Wonka This is the worst recording we've ever had. We're absolute disasters; the audio is not up to par ...

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Jan. 19, 2022

Full and Loaded

***This episode is brought to you by Hydronique Hydration *** “My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there were three other people.” – Orson Welles This week on Not Well, Bobby & Jim are feeling l...

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